I Love Jesus

Started by The big EH2 pages

thats confusing, i still think he was a little TO NICE

Originally posted by Alliance
and all MY threads get closed 🤨?
Welcome to my world...... 😄

Originally posted by Phoenix2001
Does anyone else find this thread to be a little.... unrealistic?

Its just a little boys sexual fantasy 🙂

Originally posted by Alliance
Its just a little boys sexual fantasy 🙂
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You guys are being totally unfair.

Many of US LOVE JESUS.....we just love him for DIFFERENT REASONS.

You Christians "love" him because he is our savior, out of FEAR of going to Hell, because you think you have to, etc.etc.etc. Yada yada blah blah blah

But I love him FOR REAL. I love him out of sexual attraction, not out of religious pressure.

I mean think about it... a hott naked guy in a cross!!!!!!
drooliodrooliodroolio

Originally posted by Justbyfaith
Jesus said to His disciples, "If the world hates you, you know that it hated Me before it hated you."

John 15:18

I think He was referrin 2 somethin else.I think HE meant that if u find ppl hatin u ,u shudn't complain as ppl once hated HIm too even tho He was a Prophet.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
But I love him [b]FOR REAL. I love him out of sexual attraction, not out of religious pressure.

I mean think about it... a hott naked guy in a cross!!!!!!
drooliodrooliodroolio [/B]

But what if he wasn't really hot at all? He probably didn't look like the peaceful blonde haired hippy portrayed by the western Churches. In fact he almost certainly didn't.

Hmmm. And people had bad teeth back then. I wonder if being the son of God prevents cavities. And blisters from all that walking.

He probably looked much like this....

Ohhhh Baby!!

Originally posted by debbiejo
He probably looked much like this....

Ohhhh Baby!!

Not my cup of tea, but I am sure there were plenty of people at the time who would have found him utterly irresistible.

Although it is odd, you'd think a guy comes along, claiming to be God's son, and he has all these powers that women would be throwing themselves at him (or more accurately that their fathers would be throwing them at him.)

But no really mention of Jesus groupies in the Bible. Maybe it is a whole new De Vinci code thing - Peter editing to deny Jesus his sex symbol status after his death.

Yeah were were his groupies............???? He only had 12.......hmm 😱

Originally posted by debbiejo
Yeah were were his groupies............???? He only had 12.......hmm 😱

And one of them was Judas.

Ooo. I just got a shiver, imagine some rock star like Mick Jagger only having a bunch of middle aged bearded men as groupies.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Yeah were were his groupies............???? He only had 12.......hmm 😱

12 + Mary Magdelene

Originally posted by debbiejo
He probably looked much like this....

Ohhhh Baby!!

EWWWWWWWWWWWW...

That CANNOT BE HIM !

I don't love Jesus.......sorry.