there was this one time, at band camp...

I started band camp today. I am on the color guard which means that I have to twirl a heavy flag while moving in synchronization with the other band members. It is one hundred degrees outside. We get minimal breaks. Dehydration is imminent. I have invited all 32 members of the color guard over to my house tomorrow to swim at my house. Somebodyshoot me.

I used to play the trumpet back in middle school.

32 sweaty band members in your pool?
Better put some extra chlorene in it tonight! 😱

32? That's a lot of flesh!

She just said swim at my house, no one mentioned a pool 😄

WHat's your address again, Lauren? 😄

Hmmm, think I'll sit here and wait..........actually no I've got a reaction time to beat, I'll just subscribe to the thread.

this reminded me that american pie 2 wasn't very good, but that line which this thread is named after was the best of it.

and that girl who said it, aint she in Buffy??

as you wish lauren...
*takes out shotgun*

Originally posted by finti
and that girl who said it, aint she in Buffy??

yup

Count Dracula is on the pull in Glasgow. He spends the night drinking
Bloody Mary's in various clubs and biting on unsuspecting women's necks.
He is heading for home, wandering along Argyle street sometime before sunrise.

Suddenly he is hit on the back of the head. He looks round and sees
nothing. He looks down and sees a small sausage roll. Mmmm, he thinks. What's going on here. A few yards further on and....BANG.

Smacked on the back of the head again! He whirls round as quick as he
can, nothing. Again he looks down and there is a small triangular sandwich lying on the ground. How odd!! A few yards further along the street and...CRASH.

Smacked on the back of the head again!! He whirls round as quick as he
can, nothing. He's getting really angry now. Again he looks down and there is a cocktail sausage lying on the ground.

He stands and peers into the darkness of the night.

Nothing.

He walks a few yards further on when he gets a tap on the shoulder. With a swirl of his cape and a cloud of mist he turns as fast as he can. He
feels a sharp pain in his heart. He falls to the ground clutching his
chest, which is punctured by a small cocktail stick laden with a chunk of cheese and pineapple.

On the ground dying, he looks up and sees a young female. With his dying breath he gasps, wh...who...who are you?

She replies my name is ...........

Buffet, the vampire slayer

you remind yourself a lot huh?
well, keep reminding 😉

I didn't remind myself, mah and finit did talking about Buffy.

ah, but you came with the joke

do you remember all these jokes, corran? I suck at remembering jokes

Was the Buffet joke meant to be funny?

most jokes are

pay it no mind corran, he's dutch

Originally posted by mah
do you remember all these jokes, corran? I suck at remembering jokes

impressive