Sam Raimi Discussion

Started by Scythe23 pages
Originally posted by Mr Parker
yeah please do. 😄

Alright, don't mind if I do.

Raimi, it's just too late for us to forgive, I mean I completely understand that I am ranting and raving about things that shouldn't even be spoken of because the sheer thought of applying too much thought on this simple topic is enough to make my clothes fall off and make me grow a vagina in public, but things have to be said over the sake of pleasing demi-gods and serial killers bent on owning the world's first blood rusted go-cart.

However, here is my theory. I believe what Raimi did was an accident, or a mislead. Here's how; Raimi is beyond being a typical director, he's transcended to the pinnacle of artfag. Much like Tim Burton, he's created Spider-Man in a way that it's become poetic to him. Much like me shooting a movie of an elderly woman with one of her feet stuck in a bucket full of manure toppling about as she tries to struggle out of it. It's complete crap, however in my eyes it's a significant epitome of the cycle of life and death.

Some of you are probably stating that Spider-Man is a perfect example of art. He's a pop-culture icon, and known around the world, however, that just gives more reason for his fictional backstory to be fleshed out in a manner that best fits his adventures in the comics. All Raimi did was do what I have explained above, only with an artsy point of view. Not the best thing to do.

My second theory, is that he was given the job of directing the films out of sheer relief after a midnight long crunch session filled with asian food and conversations regarding family members by the folks at Sony and Marvel. Raimi came by in the morning, and just to get it out of the way, they agreed. Much like a stupid person at an important CEO job interview who's given a tattered trenchcoat and a piece of cardboard with the words "will do anything for food" and told to roam the streets in search of profit. He's been morphed into a hobo, and doesn't realize it because he's an absent minded failure and deemed unfit to lead a company. His existance would give a bad image to the company, so he is shunned.

As to how I came up with these theories is beyond my knowledge, however I hope they enlighten someone.

some good theories. i have some stuff to add about raimi as well

i just think, Raimi thinks he knows whats best. Applys changes in his own favour. Like fleshing out his most favourite character Sandman. I mean, the killer of Uncle Ben is responsible for why Spider-Man does what he does, right? just gotta pick your fave villain.

see the thing is, he's supposedly a 'fan' of spider-man, and he has a mural on his bedroom wall to prove it. But some people can be blinded by their love for something. So that's why he held out Eddie Brock/Venom for so long, that's why his favourite villain(sandman),the most underrated and unliked is the killer of uncle ben. Like Singer trying to make Superman Returns exactly like the originals, from opening credits, to a look-alike actor emulating another.

lol. Scythe.. is it possible for you to have an opinion without sledging absolutely everying?

Originally posted by vvvrulz
lol. Scythe.. is it possible for you to have an opinion without sledging absolutely everying?

Absolutely not. The way I see it, why rant about a particuler subject when Rosanne's steel-sewn vagina causes havoc with it's death donating jaws, and no one does a thing about it.

Well, I've now seen that this thread has gone the way of nerd-scoring, however my predictions were abit off in how soon this thread would go under, however all is not lost, this will serve as a temporary bump if you will. It will serve weel in the assault of everything you never saw coming, for right now, as I type, I'm in the process of writing something that shall change the way you view most television shows featuring Spider-Man. Look for it soon.

You need a life mate..

Have one "mate". Now back on topic...

I've realized now that this thread needs to be taken up a notch. Any takers? Or is it down to just me?

If you want to babble on about how you hate him, then knock yourself out. Your little mini group of Mr Parker, Bakerboy and Silverstein will be there to cheer you on no doubt 🙂

I don't associate myself with anyone, I work for myself. I'm just saying, this discussion should always be active, much like all the other Spider-Man threads.