the OFFICIAL KMC attention whores thread!

Originally posted by jinzin
you don't get it.. I did it NINJA STYLE.... it makes the internals of your penis and rectum explode.. so yeah. it WILL work... and DID... 😏

.........Whatever, I don't really need my penis anyway seeing as how I don't have a girlfriend nor will I ever get one- I don't WANT one, to be honest....

NINJA FRUIT, BANZAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!!

but girlfriend's are the bomb biggidy! 😱

i want to be a bachelor for life! I'M GOING TO DIE WITH THE SAME STATUS AS WHEN I WAS BORN-SINGLE!!!! 😛

not me baby! first I have to get ladyluck to fall for me though.. but she's a tough crowd... i don't think she takes me very seriously... 🙁

singeta

Originally posted by redcaped
singeta

🤨

y-yes.. I'llllll tell him you said that... 😕

.........heh? 😕

You go live in South Africa for two years, Lethalfemme . . . And then you can tell me South Africa's majority is white people.

Until then, you're wrong, because South Africa's majority population is first nation Africans.

LET'S ALL DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!!! WHO'S WITH ME?!!

No one is with you.

Originally posted by Xavius
No one is with you.

🙁 *starts to cry*

😆

.....What's so funny?

you crying. thats what. you fool.

Lol.

😍

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
😍

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I'm safe here on a 4th floor today. I won't be a victim of a lost shot.

........what!?

Originally posted by SelphieT
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Yeah 😍, you got a problem with that? :/