ThePittman
"Pitt Happens"
Wolverine
(Puts a rabies control tag on his ear)
mr.fantastic
(gives him a pocket protector that say “I was the biggest nerd in school.”)
thing
(gives him a bottle of lotion for his dry cracking skin)
hulk(with betty still as bruce)
(ask for an autograph from the Jolly Green Giant)
thor
(gives him a pair of rubber gloves so he doesn’t shock himself on the lighting bolts)
carnage(as cletus can become carnage if he wants)
(gives him some towels because he keeps dripping everywhere)
toad
(licks him because he heard that you can get high by licking a toad)
captain America
(every where he goes he sings the Star Spangle Banner)
she hulk
(puts a note on her back saying “I slept with Juggernaut”.)
rogue and gambit
(gives Gambit a body rubber and say’s it’s OK to have sex now)
ghostrider
(dumps another bucket of water over his head)
a police man
(jumps in his car and turns on the siren and yells “I’ve always wanted to do that”.)
mayor and 3 bodygaurds
(acts as a reporter and says “Mayor about the reports that you have been seen in an orgy with your bodyguards. Your comments?”)
ironman ( real angry from being rejected earlier by 3 girls)
(gives him some turtle wax for his armor)
a Hooker - with daredevil
(Takes pictures and post them on the internet)
loki
(sits down with him and has a beer and goes over all of the stuff that he did above)
and finally King Hyperion - obviously going to be real mad
(gives him a bucket of sand and says “Special delivery from Blink.”)
GO SLAPSTICK!!!!!