Da Rev's "Preachings of the Day"

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Da Rev's "Preachings of the Day"

Welcome to my first thread as a Reverend. I am the official KMC Reverend (self imposed). This is the thread where I will be giving little tid-bits of some of my different teachings and preachings and.....smeechings ermm.

And if you need some sort of help, this is the place to come and ask for help.

The first day of preachings will be later on tonight, i'm in the process of writing them.

Let the love be within your hearts, and withing your KMC soul.

Peace be with you

~Da Rev~

Is it true? detective

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Welcome to my first thread as a Reverend. I am the official KMC Reverend (self imposed). This is the thread where I will be giving little tid-bits of some of my different teachings and preachings and.....smeechings ermm.

And if you need some sort of help, this is the place to come and ask for help.

The first day of preachings will be later on tonight, i'm in the process of writing them.

Let the love be within your hearts, and withing your KMC soul.

Peace be with you

~Da Rev~

I need sexual healing

Originally posted by SpadeKing
I need sexual healing
😆

I think my best friend is a lesbo, she copies how I dress and such which is what really tipped me off, the fact she has a boyfriend matters not when I'm so homophobically justified!!! *sharpens pitchfork*

Originally posted by silver_tears
I think my best friend is a lesbo, she copies how I dress and such which is what really tipped me off, the fact she has a boyfriend matters not when I'm so homophobically justified!!! *sharpens pitchfork*

I can help you if you help me with the sexual healingnaughty

Originally posted by silver_tears
I think my best friend is a lesbo, she copies how I dress and such which is what really tipped me off, the fact she has a boyfriend matters not when I'm so homophobically justified!!! *sharpens pitchfork*

You should probably have sex with her. 😬

Originally posted by silver_tears
I think my best friend is a lesbo, she copies how I dress and such which is what really tipped me off, the fact she has a boyfriend matters not when I'm so homophobically justified!!! *sharpens pitchfork*
Some of these problems might need to be for PM's ✅

Originally posted by Bloigen
You should probably have sex with her. 😬

and video it for us 😬

Originally posted by SpadeKing
and video it for us 😬

It's the only way she can be cured of leprosy.

Originally posted by Bloigen
It's the only way she can be cured of leprosy.

✅ it was proven by dr. phil and oprah

Originally posted by SpadeKing
✅ it was proven by dr. phil and oprah

And Big Bird.

Originally posted by Bloigen
And Big Bird.

and my homeboi elmo

Originally posted by SpadeKing
and my homeboi elmo

4 Lyfe.

ermm

Originally posted by Bloigen
4 Lyfe.

yea man dis lyke my fam to me

Daily Preaching #1
By Da Rev.

With the approaching holiday for us Americans, we notice that the gas prices are rising, which may cause despair. Then we start to notice that the traffic is horrid on the day before and after and the day of the holiday, which might anger some. We all need to take a second and view how this world is and how we are treating the world. A lot of us don’t even look at the world with a whole view. We like to see things how we would like to see them. We only look through our own eyes, and how we have to live life. This filters us on how we can feel for others and feel for the less fortunate. You people are wealthy enough to have a computer, and a home that that computer is housed in, tons of people don’t even have this. I walk around downtown and I see the truth of how this world treats others. We don’t think that the homeless deserve anything, because they are getting what they deserve. No one deserves to be homeless, no one deserves to not have a place to go, or have a family to be loved or give love to anyone. Some of them aren’t even the alcoholics everyone thinks they are. Now, they are victims of the tsunami or of hurricane Katrina, now they’re homeless. Which is why I think that the best charities are the ones working for the homeless, and the other best charities, are the ones working for diseases, and the ones to end world hunger. I cant even think of a bad charity, unless it’s a food drive for the KKK.
So in conclusion, to end the first preaching by your friend, Da Rev. The people these days are doing the charities for all the wrong reason. I’m only talking about a few. The ones I’m talking about are the ones that think that doing or supporting a charity will get them some sort of fame, and make people like them. So in the case of that, I would like to end with a quote from Mahatma Ghandi, “ In doing something, do it with love or never do it at all“.

Be good to each other, with your hearts, and with your KMC soul.

Peace be with you

~Da Rev~

😐 I'm not even gonna start reading that

Originally posted by SpadeKing
😐 I'm not even gonna start reading that
Then you dont deserve the ability of sight 😉

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Then you dont deserve the ability of sight 😉

😬 fine then I shall go began on losing my sight *takes a playboy book into the bathroom*