HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP! AhaHA, No way....

I was searching for porn, and a doe-eyed pornstar caught my eye, fifteen minutes into her "movie", she lifted her arms up and had more armpit hair then me....

😘 😘 😘 💃 ??? 😘 😘 😮‍💨

😐

Don't care.

😆

😐

Originally posted by Scythe
I was searching for porn, and a doe-eyed pornstar caught my eye, fifteen minutes into her "movie", she lifted her arms up and had more armpit hair then me....

😘 😘 😘 💃 ??? 😘 😘 😮‍💨

Okay nice to know but, you probably still jacked off to it.😬

Originally posted by Meus Amor
Don't care.

"You would cry too if it happened to you!"

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay nice to know but, you probably still jacked off to it.😬

Hahaha, I wouldn't be surprised.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay nice to know but, you probably still jacked off to it.😬

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay nice to know but, you probably still jacked off to it.😬

You bet your sweet.... : looks around : ......ASS!

Originally posted by Scythe
You bet your sweet.... : looks around : ......ASS!

🙄

I mean really, would I turn away the oppurtunity to pleasure myself to a woman in mime garb?

Think about it.....

Originally posted by Scythe
I mean really, would I turn away the oppurtunity to pleasure myself to a woman in mime garb?

Think about it.....

One would hope so if she had more body hair than you but, to each pervert his own.

Come on, you and I both know a rapture would occure plunging us all into the void, or Cleveland, if pervs were to leave. This planet needs em'.

Originally posted by Scythe
Come on, you and I both know a rapture would occure plunging us all into the void, or Cleveland, if pervs were to leave. This planet needs em'.

I think we could lose one.

The way I see it, I either masturbate to JPEGs, or venture out into the world and reproduce. Think about that!! You want a bunch of baby Scythes runnin' around? I didn't think so.

Scythe: 2

Lethel: 1

Originally posted by Scythe
The way I see it, I either masturbate to JPEGs, or venture out into the world and reproduce. Think about that!! You want a bunch of baby Scythes runnin' around? I didn't think so.

Scythe: 2

Lethel: 1

You spelt LethalFemme wrong.

So that makes it.

Scythe: -9

LethalFemme: 15

Bloigen: Límon.

Thank you grammer nazi...

NEIN!

Originally posted by Bloigen
You spelt LethalFemme wrong.

So that makes it.

Scythe: -9

LethalFemme: 15

Bloigen: Límon.

I completely agree.