Holy god almighty. *story time, homies*
So, today is the 4th of July....independence day to some, and a time to blow the shit out of things for others. I'm the kind of guy that blows things up, and i love it.
Every year we do a (illegal) firework show in the backyard of my aunties house. And every year, something insane happens. Whether it be fireworks backfiring, or something else. But usually, nothing too bad happens. Untill tonight.
We were off to a good start, untill my dad says "I want to see these ones, they're loud". So it was a repeater, and they repeated. Then the box they were in tipped, and they started to shoot at my family. My dad stands there, and has his hand in his pocket, and one blows up besides him. so i go over to look at his hand, its completely ripped to shreads. The whole top layer of his skin is off, and the hair on his arm is gone. So he rushes upstairs.
And i continue the show. There are these one fireworks that you have to put in a specific tubes, and if its not, it'll go up about 10 feet, than blow up, which isn't good. So i put it in the wrong tupe, it blows up, i get shit in my eye.
So yeah, happy 4th 😉