Originally posted by darthgoober
Well, I have TOAA(wife)
Truly our girlfriends are TOAA... they dictate our entire reality. Like mine for example. even when I'm not with her.... and I'm talking to another cute girl... i sense... her PRESENCE... She is oftentimes the SOURCE of my LOVE and yet agianst sometimes HATE. As we all know your girl's WORD is law. Yet sometimes when shes mad at me, she treats me like a STRANGER. as if I have some sort of DARKSEID just cause I dont' agree with her. She expects you to be able to remember all the facts of everything, like you're kinda SUPERMAN.. and be some kind of romantic able to remember all of those important dates in a FLASH, like your first kiss and stuff. Still I wouldn't trade her for anything. When your LOVE with another person reigns SUPREME, you'll accept the monthly ANOMALY that accompanies them.
.... after the first 2 or 3 lines.. I ran out of good stuff to use. 😛