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Two guys are at a cocktail party, on the top floor of this skyscraper getting sh*t faced drunk. The first guy looks out the window and says...
"Boy, it sure is windy out there. You know, I'll bet it's so windy that I could step of the balcony and the wind currents would be so strong that they'd keep me from falling."
So the second guy says...
"Bullsh*t. Your just drunk so let it go and don't try to do anything stupid"
And the first guy says...
"No come on, I'll bet you 50 dollars that I can step off the balcony, and I won't fall"
the second guy declines again, but the first drunk keeps at him all night, and finally the second guy is like...
"Fine put your money on the bar and go for it."
The first guy puts his money on the bar, and walks out side onto the balcony. He then climbs up on the rail and steps off, and sure enough he floats there a couple of feet away from the balcony swaying in the wind. After a couple of seconds, he climbs back onto the balcony, and walks inside to collect the money. The second guy stares at him wide eyed as he reaches for the money and says...
"Double or nothing, I'm going"
So he puts his money on the bar, and runs out onto the balcony. He climbs the rail and steps off, and immediatly falls to his death.
The bartender looks at the first guy and says...
"Boy, your real nasty when your drunk Superman"
Hey everybody. I found a theme song for the AMC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6hi-dgSf0k
Originally posted by badabing
Hey everybody. I found a theme song for the AMC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6hi-dgSf0k
Alright,
There are two snails going to have a picnic under this tree. So they spend a couple of hours crawling out to the tree(you know, cause they're snails so they move slow), and when they get there they start unpacking the picnic supplies. While they're doing that, the first snail stops suddenly and says...
"Hey, where's the ketchup?"
And the second snail says...
"I thought you packed it"
So the first snail says...
"No I didn't pack it. I remember specifically telling you to make sure you pack the ketchup, because I HAVE to have ketchup when I eat french fries"
And the second snail is like...
"Well I didn't pack it, so your just going to have to go without"
And the first snail is like...
"No you don't understand, I HAVE to have ketchup for my french fries. Since your the one who forgot to pack it, your going to have to go get it"
And the second snail says...
"No way, if I leave to go get it, you'll eat my food and I will have went all that way for nothing"
So they argue about it for a little bit, and finally the first snail says...
"Look, I promise I won't eat anything until you get back. Now hurry and go get the ketchup, so we can start out picnic"
So the second snail leaves, and the first snail waits and he waits and he waits and waits. And hours go by, but the other snail never comes back. But still, the first snail waits and he waits and he waits and waits. And nighttime comes, and he falls asleep. In the moring when he wakes up, the other snail STILL isn't back, so he waits and he waits and he waits and waits. And a whole nother day goes by, and he falls asleep again. And in the morning he wakes up and the other snail STILL isn't back, but he waits and he waits and he waits and waits.
Finally the snail is like...
"Man I'm starving, if I don't eat something, I could die, I'll just take a couple of bites off a sandwich so I don't starve"
And he reaches into the basket, and pulls out a sandwich. And just as he takes a bite, the second snail jumps out of the bushes and says...
" I F*CKING KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING!"
Originally posted by darthgoober🤣 😆 😆 😆 😆 🤣
Alright,There are two snails going to have a picnic under this tree. So they spend a couple of hours crawling out to the tree(you know, cause they're snails so they move slow), and when they get there they start unpacking the picnic supplies. While they're doing that, the first snail stops suddenly and says...
"Hey, where's the ketchup?"
And the second snail says...
"I thought you packed it"
So the first snail says...
"No I didn't pack it. I remember specifically telling you to make sure you pack the ketchup, because I HAVE to have ketchup when I eat french fries"
And the second snail is like...
"Well I didn't pack it, so your just going to have to go without"
And the first snail is like...
"No you don't understand, I HAVE to have ketchup for my french fries. Since your the one who forgot to pack it, your going to have to go get it"
And the second snail says...
"No way, if I leave to go get it, you'll eat my food and I will have went all that way for nothing"
So they argue about it for a little bit, and finally the first snail says...
"Look, I promise I won't eat anything until you get back. Now hurry and go get the ketchup, so we can start out picnic"
So the second snail leaves, and the first snail waits and he waits and he waits and waits. And hours go by, but the other snail never comes back. But still, the first snail waits and he waits and he waits and waits. And nighttime comes, and he falls asleep. In the moring when he wakes up, the other snail STILL isn't back, so he waits and he waits and he waits and waits. And a whole nother day goes by, and he falls asleep again. And in the morning he wakes up and the other snail STILL isn't back, but he waits and he waits and he waits and waits.
Finally the snail is like...
"Man I'm starving, if I don't eat something, I could die, I'll just take a couple of bites off a sandwich so I don't starve"
And he reaches into the basket, and pulls out a sandwich. And just as he takes a bite, the second snail jumps out of the bushes and says...
" I F*CKING KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING!"
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