New Jersey's Broke Y'all!!

We BROKE!

We as BROKE as Clay Aiken!

We can't play the lotto! The state can't afford it!

We can't play at the casinos in Atlantic City! The state's BROKE!

We BROKE!

How am I supposed to pay for college, now?! The lotto pays my tuition, goddammit!

Well you could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks...

Yes you broke bastards! Now NY will reign supreme! evillaugh

The saga is very much over. Apperntly you haven't noticed the government was shut down the previous five days?

Why make a thread now?

Originally posted by Tangible God
Well you could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks...

Or whore yourself out to 50 fat chicks at a thousand bucks a piece.

An extra cent every dollar doesn't make a difference.

well if you can't relive on gambling to live on then you should look to welfare for the answer. 🙂

And all the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put Jersey back together againfirefirefireph

So, if it is broke, doesn't that mean it will be amalgamated with the more successful surrounding areas, though I guess that would mean you'd have to remove a star from the flag.

No, its going to be fine.

lottery and casinos are open again. just goes to show you how corrupt jersey is. its an unsinkable cash cow...but those pricks are really trying.

Originally posted by Draco69
We BROKE!

We as BROKE as Clay Aiken!

We can't play the lotto! The state can't afford it!

We can't play at the casinos in Atlantic City! The state's BROKE!

We BROKE!

How am I supposed to pay for college, now?! The lotto pays my tuition, goddammit!

*laughs at NJ's misfortune*

"Bayone New Jersey, a pimple on God's ass"

Good..now all we need to do is nuke everyone INSIDE new jersey and we will be set.

Maybe NJ could sell it's garbage to Springfield. It'd get more money than Saudi Arabia's oil company!