Why is it...........

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that every time I decide to wash my car, I mean REALLY go all out and use the expensive wash, the no-wipe tire foam, Armor All, Turtle Wax, etc, etc, a goddamn bird decides to take a giant shit right on my handiwork? I must've spent two hours making my car sparkle, and here comes Big Bird with a case of the Booty Flu and sprays his doody all over my hood. *sigh* I'm gonna go get some KFC for dinner and pretend I'm eating that little b@stard.

what kinda car?

Behold my "G" ride..................

Originally posted by Impediment
Behold my "G" ride..................

is it that Ford we in Europe call Mondeo?

You take Raeann for a ride in that car?

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
is it that Ford we in Europe call Mondeo?

I have NO idea what its called in Europe. 😛 Here its a 2005 Ford Taurus. My daddy car.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
You take Raeann for a ride in that car?

Are you kidding? She drives it around without even asking me. 😛 She loves jamming out her music on my badass speaker system.

birds suck........and so does canada..........😂

Originally posted by Impediment
I have NO idea what its called in Europe. 😛 Here its a 2005 Ford Taurus. My daddy car.

Are you kidding? She drives it around without even asking me. 😛 She loves jamming out her music on my badass speaker system.

Originally posted by Impediment
I have NO idea what its called in Europe. 😛 Here its a 2005 Ford Taurus. My daddy car.

Taurus, eh...ah think it's called Mondeo over here...

Originally posted by Impediment
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that every time I decide to wash my car, I mean REALLY go all out and use the expensive wash, the no-wipe tire foam, Armor All, Turtle Wax, etc, etc, a goddamn bird decides to take a giant shit right on my handiwork? I must've spent two hours making my car sparkle, and here comes Big Bird with a case of the Booty Flu and sprays his doody all over my hood. *sigh* I'm gonna go get some KFC for dinner and pretend I'm eating that little b@stard.

Originally posted by Impediment
Behold my "G" ride..................

is it just me or is there no number plate on that car. 😐

Originally posted by Prabhodh
is it just me or is there no number plate on that car. 😐

Do you also see the alien sitting on top of it?

Originally posted by Bloigen
Do you also see the alien sitting on top of it?

Thats not actually my picture, but its the exact color and model of my car.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Do you also see the alien sitting on top of it?

haaa.... now that you mention it yes, yes i do see it shock

Birds hate Fords. Get a Honda. ✅

Originally posted by Dusty
Birds hate Fords. Get a Honda. ✅

Hondas are cool. I wouldn't mind having one of the new Passports.

1969 Dodge Charger.

real mans car. 😮‍💨

Dodge = shit

Originally posted by Thorinn
I did.

Where? I don't see an alien?? 😠

😛 j/k

DUde get a VW jetta, white perferrably with a black leather interior. Avoid spining rims tho pls.