(Early) April Fools...... :| (Baka smells)

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(Early) April Fools...... :| (Baka smells)

So...I had this idea for an April Fools joke for next year, wanted it to be longer and more drawn out than the last one ermm Anyways, I planned to make a 'final goodbye' here as Mist, which I did, then wait a while and make a sock account, which I did, and basically post as a noob for a year until April, then jump out and go 'ha got you it was me all along' and so on and so forth.....ermm
Yeah....I even made an alt character the other day on WoW to fool Vinny, Ronny and DarkC, but I really couldnt be bothered playing another character, and I didnt really see them online much since I made it, and I couldnt be bothered posting for a year as a noob and wasting my time for a trivial joke.

So there na Early April Fools...herbnone

And the following people owe me $4:

[list]Everyone[/list]

mist

Oh yeah, and my sock was PeterGriffin, guess that account can be closed, wont need it anymore....

Or will I?😖hifty:

😖hifty:

all right ill help
(and by help I mean not help you at all and just do it for my self)
and I'll git that $4 to you asap (even if i dont know whare you live)

Originally posted by Mišt
So...I had this idea for an April Fools joke for next year, wanted it to be longer and more drawn out than the last one ermm Anyways, I planned to make a 'final goodbye' here as Mist, which I did, then wait a while and make a sock account, which I did, and basically post as a noob for a year until April, then jump out and go 'ha got you it was me all along' and so on and so forth.....ermm
Yeah....I even made an alt character the other day on WoW to fool Vinny, Ronny and DarkC, but I really couldnt be bothered playing another character, and I didnt really see them online much since I made it, and I couldnt be bothered posting for a year as a noob and wasting my time for a trivial joke.

So there na Early April Fools...herbnone

And the following people owe me $4:

[list]Everyone[/list]

mist

Oh yeah, and my sock was PeterGriffin, guess that account can be closed, wont need it anymore....

Or will I?😖hifty:

😖hifty:


yeah yeah yada yada... what's it gotta do withi me smelling?

It felt right....like one of those wonderful magical moments, when we stare into each others eyes and recite handwritten poems declaring our feelings, and the sun sets, and the wind gently blows...

And then I throw up in your lap and smack you and then make you pay for dinner😊

I think I'm in love.

Originally posted by Barker
I think I'm in love.

Yeah, Baka sure does have that affect on women😊

Originally posted by Mišt
Yeah, Baka sure does have that affect on women😊

Yeah yeah, yada yada, but what does that have to do with me falling into a vat of love?

I pushed youermm

what?
what did do now?😕
why is everyone against me?

Originally posted by Mišt
I pushed youermm

Oh. Did you make the love? Was it yours? 😕

Originally posted by Barker
Oh. Did you make the love? Was it yours? 😕

Yeah😮 See I was reading an educational adult magazine informing me of the female anatomy, when I accidently made that vat of 'love'....

And you weren't reading (🙄 ) looking at it on the Toilet? 😘

No I was in my room lying in bed with a torch😕

Originally posted by Mišt
No I was in my room lying in bed with a torch😕

A blow torch? Or a Harry Potter torch?

I need details. 😕

Originally, a torch was a portable source of fire used as a source of light, usually a rod-shaped piece of wood with a rag soaked in pitch or some other flammable material wrapped around one end. Torches were often supported in sconces by brackets high up on walls, to throw light over corridors in stone structures such as castles or crypts.

A torch carried in relay by cross-country runners is used to light the Olympic flame which burns without interruption until the following Olympics. These torches were introduced first by Adolf Hitler's movie maker Leni Riefenstahl for the 1936 Summer Olympics.

If a torch is made of sulphur mixed with lime, the fire will not diminish after being plunged into water. Such torches were used by the ancient Romans.
An unlit torch as used for fire breathing.
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An unlit torch as used for fire breathing.

Juggling torches are often used as a prop in toss juggling: they can be flipped into the air in an end-over-end motion while being juggled, in the same manner as juggling clubs or juggling knives, but because of their sound and 'trail of flame', they can appear much more impressive to audiences. To a skilled juggler, there is only a slight chance of being burned, but they are still dangerous.

Symbolism

The torch is a common emblem of enlightenment. Thus the Statue of Liberty, actually "Liberty Enlightening the World", lifts her torch. Crossed reversed torches were signs of mourning that appear on Greek and Roman funerary monuments--a torch pointed downwards symbolizes death, while a torch held up symbolizes life and the regenerative power of flame. In England in the first half of the twentieth century, a torch was used as the road sign indicating a school.
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Uses in the Roman Catholic Liturgy

It is a long standing tradition of the Catholic Church never to completely drop anything which once occupied a place in her public worship. In former times, liturgical torches were carried in Eucharistic processions simply to give light. The Church eventually adopted their use for Solemn High Masses.

According to Adrian Fortescue ("The Mass: A Study of the Roman Liturgy [1912]"😉, the more correct form of liturgical torches are non-freestanding (i.e. cannot stand up on their own). Today, however, even in the Vatican, freestanding, tall candles in ornate candle-stick holders have replaced the former type. The torches are carried by torchbearers, who enter at the Sanctus and leave after Communion.

Anglicans of the High Church and some Lutherans use torches in some of their liturgical celebrations as well.
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Blowtorches and similar

In construction usage, a torch is a small hand-held burner which makes a hot flame, usually fueled by oxygen and either acetylene or propane, that is used for either cutting or welding metals, particularly iron and steel. For example, blowtorch, cutting torch, or welding torch. For more information, see gas welding.

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This is getting quite weird

Originally posted by BakaXero
This is getting quite weird

Who are you again?🤨

Torch Smorch...whats it got to do with Advanced april Fool's Day eh?

Originally posted by hitokiri jin
Torch Smorch...whats it got to do with Advanced april Fool's Day eh?

pirate

dont go mist 🙁