Hypochondriac

Yes, I am a hypochondriac.
Both of my parents are going through the stomach virus and I've probably read every medical page there is on the stomach flu (virus). I have stomach cramps that I'm not sure are due from the actual stomach virus lying dormant in my body, if I'm just making myself that way from worrying, or it's something else. I'm hungry but I won't eat (I just ate like 5 crackers, that'll probably be my meal for the day) because I'm scared that I might vomit or get diarrhea. I've been covering my nose and mouth with my shirt because I'm scared I may inhale the virus. I've washed my hands more frequently these last two to three days, more than I've ever done in my entire life combined. I'll probably be like this for a month because I read that the stomach flu can lay dormant for 1-3 weeks. I avoid the bathroom at all costs. I hold it for as long as I can. I spray the toilet seat with disinfectant and the rest of the bathroom and sometimes the whole house.
Yet, I am still scared.

.....you may just be getting stomache aches because you are just so nervous about getting the virus........but what do I know?

Wow...that's not a way to live.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Wow...that's not a way to live.

Why not, Lance and Rev? Isn't it better to be precautious then to throw myself out at this virus and get it?

That's not being a hypochondriac.

A hypochondriac is someone who convinces themselves that they are ill when they aren't.

You're just being obsessive-compulsive 😛

Not like stomach flu's the worst thing in the world anyway...

Wah! My f*cking balls! They're like itchier than an itch in a hay-stack covered with fleas and balls. Then, this dude with a hat comes up and he's all like, "Yeah, so what if it is what it is if it isn't is is?"...Then, I was all like, "Alright, look at my elbows. Talk to me like I'm underwater, sing to me like I'm a vegetable that has limbs, but instead of a nose, I've got a telephone with your name on it". Then, his head took a short vacation to the moon, and I ate some pink popcorn. All agrab alab?

Originally posted by Lana
That's not being a hypochondriac.

A hypochondriac is someone who convinces themselves that they are ill when they aren't.

You're just being obsessive-compulsive 😛

Not like stomach flu's the worst thing in the world anyway...

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Wah! My f*cking balls! They're like itchier than an itch in a hay-stack covered with fleas and balls. Then, this dude with a hat comes up and he's all like, "Yeah, so what if it is what it is if it isn't is is?"...Then, I was all like, "Alright, look at my elbows. Talk to me like I'm underwater, sing to me like I'm a vegetable that has limbs, but instead of a nose, I've got a telephone with your name on it". Then, his head took a short vacation to the moon, and I ate some pink popcorn. All agrab alab?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Wah! My f*cking balls! They're like itchier than an itch in a hay-stack covered with fleas and balls. Then, this dude with a hat comes up and he's all like, "Yeah, so what if it is what it is if it isn't is is?"...Then, I was all like, "Alright, look at my elbows. Talk to me like I'm underwater, sing to me like I'm a vegetable that has limbs, but instead of a nose, I've got a telephone with your name on it". Then, his head took a short vacation to the moon, and I ate some pink popcorn. All agrab alab?

.........what the hell is wrong with you!?

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Oh Sorry.
Well to me it kind of is. I said in one of my other threads that I have a major fear of vomiting and/or being around vomit or someone in the act. I do agree, it's not the worst thing in the world but it comes close (to me, anyway). Plus, I read up on it and the things that I read made it worse.

😐

don't feel bad, I'm scared of puking too. Its like, the worst thing in the world. I'd rather get punched in the face than puke.......blahhhh

Originally posted by SelphieT
don't feel bad, I'm scared of puking too. Its like, the worst thing in the world. I'd rather get punched in the face than puke.......blahhhh

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Why not, Lance and Rev? Isn't it better to be precautious then to throw myself out at this virus and get it?

You'd have the virus for a few days as opposed to doing all that shit for a month or so 🤨

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Why not, Lance and Rev? Isn't it better to be precautious then to throw myself out at this virus and get it?

It's good to be precautious, but you're letting it take over your time.

What do you mean by taking over my time? I do the same exact things whilst being precautious...nothing. I sit at home doing nothing, but I just do it with a little more precaution right now.. 😬

Originally posted by Lana
That's not being a hypochondriac.

A hypochondriac is someone who convinces themselves that they are ill when they aren't.

You're just being obsessive-compulsive 😛

Not like stomach flu's the worst thing in the world anyway...

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Holy crap me too!

yeah, last time I puked was.........probably a year ago. I knew I'd have to puke, so I started to freak and cry cause I sooooo didn't want to. But.......I just let it out. Good thing it was only watery. I have no idea why I puked anyways..........too much alcohol for once? hahaha......I don't really drink.......but that night I did.....😛

Originally posted by SelphieT
yeah, last time I puked was.........probably a year ago. I knew I'd have to puke, so I started to freak and cry cause I sooooo didn't want to. But.......I just let it out. Good thing it was only watery. I have no idea why I puked anyways..........too much alcohol for once? hahaha......I don't really drink.......but that night I did.....😛

I cried when I had the stomach virus a few years ago though.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
The last time I did was when I was nervous about a year ago.

I cried when I had the stomach virus a few years ago though.

yeah, this one time I was chewing gum while laying down on the couch.....and maaaaan, I had to litterally grab my lips, run up the stairs, and fling up the toilet seat. ah it was grossssss, but, good thing it was watery too. ......it didn't have any food in it, weird....thats like the last time I puked......weird.....

but anyways, after I was done, no one was home so I called my dad and I started freaking out, hahahaha

Originally posted by SelphieT
yeah, this one time I was chewing gum while laying down on the couch.....and maaaaan, I had to litterally grab my lips, run up the stairs, and fling up the toilet seat. ah it was grossssss, but, good thing it was watery too. ......it didn't have any food in it, weird....thats like the last time I puked......weird.....

but anyways, after I was done, no one was home so I called my dad and I started freaking out, hahahaha

I remember when my brother had the stomach virus and guess who he gave it to.....*cough* me! So I woke up with that "urge", you know the one you get when you are 10 seconds away from splurging everywhere?
I ran into the living room and kept tapping my Mom and she just wouldn't wake up and right when she did it was too late...I barfed all over the floor. She was pissed.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
HAHA! That totally had to suck.

I remember when my brother had the stomach virus and guess who he gave it to.....*cough* me! So I woke up with that "urge", you know the one you get when you are 10 seconds away from splurging everywhere?
I ran into the living room and kept tapping my Mom and she just wouldn't wake up and right when she did it was too late...I barfed all over the floor. She was pissed.

hahahaha duuuude that sucks!!!!!! well.........just shows that parents are tooooo slow when it comes to important things 😄