Pirate Pants Jokes

Do any of you know pants jokes well i havent seen any topics like that so ill start it.
Captain our pants are under atack.
Dont touch the pants(normaly it woud be for jacks hat)

COme on anyone tabletalk

sorry, they're kinda lame😬
and i don't know any.

Yea i gues your right but if anyone likes your welcome to try

Jack: *wakes up from an alchol overload, since he can't get a hangover* Ugh...wha happened?
Annamaria: That is an unusual way to wear your pants, Captain
Jack: *realizes that he is wearing his pants on his head* .....

hysterical
surprisingly, that wasn't lame. just hilarious.

Goes to prove that there ARE good pirate pants jokes out there 😂

Also goes to prove that Jack might have a drinking problem 🙁

MIGHT?!

Yes. Might...

Jack: My name is Jack. Captain Jack Sparrow, actually. Well...I'm an alcholic. An' I haven't had a drink since...1...3...4..5...9...9! *waves about seven fingers* 9 seconds! New record!
Instructor: Jack, could you please take your rum outside? You're not supposed to drink
Jack: *looks to the rum bottle in his hand* ...you lot jus' don't wanna admit you have a problem!
Instructor: Also, could you please take your pants off your head?
Jack: ... *passes out from too much rum*
Fangirl: ...Yay! Jack has no pants on!!! *steals Jack's pants*

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that smilie can't even express how much i was laughing.

drunk

😂

Huzza! Drinking! And glad you like my jokes, Jessi 🙂 Maybe I should write a book about Pirate Pants jokes...

Bonus! Pirate Pants jokes featuring...Will and Barbossa!

Will: What's worse than finding out there are no clean pants to wear for your wedding?
Barbossa: Finding a worm in your apple!
Will: (T_T) I was being serious
Barbossa: 😐
Fangirl: *steals Will's pants*
Barbossa: You know, Willie, I never knew that you had breifs on underneath there
Will: Oh shut up!

😂

XD I think I'm running out of insperation already...

Oh that stinks and there goes the book

🙁
you can only make so many pirate pants jokes. i personally only know 2 pirate jokes, and 0 pants jokes. so trying to put them together.....i think the book would have only been half a page.

Alright, I'll try again (Though pirate pants jokes are limited, and they sort of loose their charm when a rabid fan girl keeps on stealing everyones pants 😂 )

...okay, I spent a few minutes brain storming, but I came up with something that I think is more of a story than a joke 😬 Oh well. Enjoy!

*Will and Jack are on the "Black Pearl", with Jack at the wheel. Everything is fine, until...*
Jack: Will...I don't know what to say...
Will: What is it, Jack?
Jack: Out of all the stupid things you have done, I must confess something
Will: Jack, does that mean...?
Jack: Yes. You did everything with your fly undone

😐
yeah, i think we ran out.

😐 ...damn

*just then, Jack comes streeking through the thread, NAKED!*

... drool

...................................well, I had to try 😐