Darth Sion vs Kit Fisto (In the middle of the ocean)

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Darth Sion vs Kit Fisto (In the middle of the ocean)

Setting- In the middle of the ocean

Weapons- Lightsabers and force

Im not sure who would win cuz Fisto has matered the art of manipulating water and is a pro swimmer and therefor making him the best underwater fighter their is. On the other hand we have the tough guy darth sion with his brute strenghth and a knack for not falling apart.

So who wins

Sion cannot die...

But can he drowned..if not he might lose the will to fight and just die

Eventually fish will start nipping in

If sion cant kill kit then he will eventually lose the will to fight and die so sion can be beaten other ways then chopping him up into hundreds of pieces and then feeding them to the fish.

Kit wins. How is Kit going to lose when the battle takes place underwater? All he'd have to do is destroy Sion's breathing device and then Sion'd drown.

But thats the big question. Can sion drown

I'm pretty sure most powerful force users have a technique for breathing in space, underwater or through toxic gases etc. And Sion can die Ackbar, his body is just like an impenetrable sheet of living armor.

Or they engage in an act of tribadism. Either way, they end up having some obscenly bizarre sexual encounter.

Originally posted by Swirly Girl
Or they engage in an act of tribadism. Either way, they end up having some obscenly bizarre sexual encounter.

With you, it always ends up in a bizarre sexual encounter.

*runs off before she pwns me*

*Pwns Escape*

Either way, Fisto gets pwned. Unless Medvock come in to save the day with his "z0MG! T3h Un1imi73d v3r73bra3!!11" argument.

Originally posted by Swirly Girl
*Pwns Escape*

Either way, Fisto gets pwned. Unless Medvock come in to save the day with his "z0MG! T3h Un1imi73d v3r73bra3!!11" argument.

I prefer the bizarre sexual encounter to watching Fisto get pwned.

Bizarre sexual encounter? Davy Jones come up and "marks" them with his special juice.

Originally posted by Swirly Girl
Bizarre sexual encounter? Davy Jones come up and "marks" them with his special juice.

😮

Pirates of the Caribbean will never be the same . . .

"You're a marked man, Darth Sion. And now, I'm going to give you a special pearl necklace!"

I don't know about this one. Sion is said to be IMMORTAL... but can he breathe under water? If not, Kit should win this...

He comes to the surface to get some air, then goes back in to the water to eat squid.

Sion has made the deal with old Davy Jones, he will live for 100 years of servitude under the dreaded Captain of the Flying Dutchman, he cannot drown. pirate

Rex speaks teh truth.

Rex! You can't be stealin' my sig/avatar theme!!!

To make this post relevant... Sion?...