GL Oaths?????

The killer barber from Monty Python's oath:
"I'm a lumber and I'm Ok,
I sleep all night and I work all day,
On Wednesday's I go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea!!!!"

😆 Monty Python's the best

Thanos

"In Brightest Day
or Blackiest Night.........
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Screw this I'm Thanos bow before ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"

With this ring i can make kryptonite
So im gonna kill superman next time we fight.

-Lex Luther

i like it

In brightest day, ah screw this crap
I'll beat your ass while I rap
You can't stop me, it ain't no glitch
You're goin' down, cause I'm the Juggernaut b*tch!

Originally posted by DigiMark007
In brightest day, ah screw this crap
I'll beat your ass while I rap
You can't stop me, it ain't no glitch
You're goin' down, cause I'm the Juggernaut b*tch!

I'm always there to save the day
But have smaller balls than my Aunt May
I'll bone MJ, but don't fight like a man
I just dodge and stuff, I'm the Spider-Man!

Originally posted by DigiMark007
I'm always there to save the day
But have smaller balls than my Aunt May
I'll bone MJ, but don't fight like a man
I just dodge and stuff, I'm the Spider-Man!

Wow ... you rhymed man with ... "man" ... that's pretty hardcore right there.

😛

In Darkest Bright, in Nightest - ARRGH, this too hard! HULK SMASH!

Damn ... I'm sure I made one of these up but I can't find it anywhere.

🙁

"With slightest sound
through vibrations ground
Your evil acts will be seen
for your evilness will be found."

Wow....Terrible. 😐

apocalypse : "By Osiris's might, and Apep's night, no man shall escape my ankh of right. Let all who guard the weak, beware my power. APOCALYPSE'S MIGHT! NOW LET THE WEAK AND FEEBLE BE CULLED FROM THE EARTH! SO SAYS, APOCALYPSE!"

I went for an Egyptian theme. 😛

By the moons of mars
and the planets and stars
i shall crush all evil in nears and fars
my very name makes evil take stock...
my name is Jonn and i pwn Apoc.

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Black Bolt's Oath

For Lady Death I do this deed
My emerald power soon shall be freed
Consuming light for on and ever
Your fragile life I soon shall sever

- Thanos

Originally posted by grey fox
For Lady Death I do this deed
My emerald power soon shall be freed
Consuming light for on and ever
Your fragile life I soon shall sever

- Thanos

My single light shall pierce the dark
Fear my warning call and hark
My hammer and ring shall tear asunder
For I am Thor the God of Thunder.

Originally posted by grey fox
My single light shall pierce the dark
Fear my warning call and hark
My hammer and ring shall tear asunder
For I am Thor the God of Thunder.

👆 I thought the Sin Corp oath was good.

Extant's oath: "Let time and space become my toys. No man shall escape the darkness of my voids. Entropy shall reign this day. For I am Extant, and now you pay." *entropy rift*

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
👆 I thought the Sin Corp oath was good.

Extant's oath: "Let time and space become my toys. No man shall escape the darkness of my voids. Entropy shall reign this day. For I am Extant, and now you pay." *entropy rift*

Whats the Sinestro corps oath ?

This pitiful trinket is an ant to me
my meer visage causes foes to flee
my titanic might has made gods run and hide
fearing the might of the one Darkseid.