"Pitt Happens"

Started by Itzak116 pages

I need some advice... I think my husband is gay. ermm

Originally posted by Itzak
I need some advice... I think my husband is gay. ermm

Play detective, that's my (young) advice

Originally posted by Itzak
I need some advice... I think my husband is gay. ermm
you need to give him a good spanking....that'll knock the gay right out him....and you can go back to being a loving couple again

Originally posted by Itzak
I need some advice... I think my husband is gay. ermm

Since you claim to be a male, I think you're probably right.

Originally posted by Itzak
I need some advice... I think my husband is gay. ermm
He is not gay, he is a woman trapped in a man’s body. 😛

So... you're saying it's a heshe? hmm Well... that explains a lot. shock

Originally posted by The Pict
Play detective, that's my (young) advice

Righto, Sherlock. detective

Originally posted by Scottie
you need to give him a good spanking....that'll knock the gay right out him....and you can go back to being a loving couple again

Great idea. 😱 Thanks!

Originally posted by clap
Since you claim to be a male, I think you're probably right.

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Did you come to this conclusion all by yourself?

Originally posted by Itzak
Did you come to this conclusion all by yourself?

No. You helped. I have amazing powers of observation that allows me to read the gender under your name.

Are you saying you're female? gender-bender? hermie?

Im currently living with my ex and our daughters while I find another place to live. Yesterday he brought home a new pet. Here now we have 2 inside cats, 3 outside cats, a puppy and 4 fish. So he finds this turtle at his job site a week ago. He was gonna bring it home to give to our daughter who is 13 and loves reptiles and animals in general. She had a pet crayfish she got from the crayfish in her class when it had babies... well sadly it died. Anyways.... so this turtle went missing before he could get him.... well guess who popped back up in the house they are building. It had been locked up in this house for near a week.... so he brought him home and named him Leonardo.... after De Vinci and his favorite ninja turtle. He has decided to keep this turtle for as long as he possibly can until it isnt safe enough to do so anymore. 😐 ... its only the size of a silver dollar at the moment.

If he remains healthy he has the potential to get rather big. 250 lbs is about how big they get...

Alligator Snapping Turtle

😬

Originally posted by clap
No. You helped. I have amazing powers of observation that allows me to read the gender under your name.

Are you saying you're female? gender-bender? hermie?

No wai! icon5_2

No, I'm saying you look fat in pink. 😐

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Im currently living with my ex and our daughters while I find another place to live. Yesterday he brought home a new pet. Here now we have 2 inside cats, 3 outside cats, a puppy and 4 fish. So he finds this turtle at his job site a week ago. He was gonna bring it home to give to our daughter who is 13 and loves reptiles and animals in general. She had a pet crayfish she got from the crayfish in her class when it had babies... well sadly it died. Anyways.... so this turtle went missing before he could get him.... well guess who popped back up in the house they are building. It had been locked up in this house for near a week.... so he brought him home and named him Leonardo.... after De Vinci and his favorite ninja turtle. He has decided to keep this turtle for as long as he possibly can until it isnt safe enough to do so anymore. 😐 ... its only the size of a silver dollar at the moment.

If he remains healthy he has the potential to get rather big. 250 lbs is about how big they get...

Alligator Snapping Turtle

😬

Cool beans 😎

Originally posted by Itzak
No wai! icon5_2

No, I'm saying you look fat in pink. 😐

I look fat in any color. You'll look good in hospital gown blue once your gay hubby's AIDS takes hold.

Originally posted by ThePittman
Cool beans 😎
sure its cool now... how different is it to have an alligator snapping turtle as a pet... but the possibility in loosing a finger or something as its grows isnt to cool 😛

Originally posted by clap
I look fat in any color. You'll look good in hospital gown blue once your gay hubby's AIDS takes hold.

Funny... I detect sarcasm. hmm

Originally posted by Itzak
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Did you come to this conclusion all by yourself?

Originally posted by clap
No. You helped. I have amazing powers of observation that allows me to read my sarcasm-o-meter

pinkcuffs
Best. Smilie. EVER.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Im currently living with my ex and our daughters while I find another place to live. Yesterday he brought home a new pet. Here now we have 2 inside cats, 3 outside cats, a puppy and 4 fish. So he finds this turtle at his job site a week ago. He was gonna bring it home to give to our daughter who is 13 and loves reptiles and animals in general. She had a pet crayfish she got from the crayfish in her class when it had babies... well sadly it died. Anyways.... so this turtle went missing before he could get him.... well guess who popped back up in the house they are building. It had been locked up in this house for near a week.... so he brought him home and named him Leonardo.... after De Vinci and his favorite ninja turtle. He has decided to keep this turtle for as long as he possibly can until it isnt safe enough to do so anymore. 😐 ... its only the size of a silver dollar at the moment.

If he remains healthy he has the potential to get rather big. 250 lbs is about how big they get...

Alligator Snapping Turtle

😬

Good Christ....you live in a zoo!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Good Christ....you live in a zoo!
Thank you! Finally someone who thinks the same thing. hug

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Thank you! Finally someone who thinks the same thing. hug

How'd you like a moose too? 😉

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
How'd you like a moose too? 😉
Well.. I do have several pine trees in the yard as well... 😉