"Pitt Happens"

Started by ThePittman116 pages

Originally posted by Röland
It's just a flesh wound. ermm
I just bought a Mighty Python shirt that has that quote on it. 😆

Originally posted by ThePittman
I am a dog 😛
Cool, my wife made a great dinner and the turkey came out all juicy and yummy.
awesome... tis the only way I will eat a turkey, when its juicy. ✅ .... Im more for a nice ham though. ....I dine on swine. 😑

Vinny: you like to live dangerously? 😛

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Death by sexwithyou works too.
You naughty boy, you couldn't handle me 😉

Originally posted by ThePittman
Him with my wife or me going all Hanibal? 😛
Why both, of course

Originally posted by ThePittman
I just bought a Mighty Python shirt that has that quote on it. 😆

I have a stuffed killer rabbit . 😂 😱

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
awesome... tis the only way I will eat a turkey, when its juicy. ✅ .... Im more for a nice ham though. ....I dine on swine. 😑

Vinny: you like to live dangerously? 😛

Danger is my Second Middle Name that actually isn't there, Name. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by ThePittman
You naughty boy, you couldn't handle me 😉

I Could.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
awesome... tis the only way I will eat a turkey, when its juicy. ✅ .... Im more for a nice ham though. ....I dine on swine. 😑

Vinny: you like to live dangerously? 😛

My wife doesn’t eat pork because she had a pot belly pig for a pet once. She made the turkey with pink Champaign and apples in the cavity with garlic and pepper rub.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Danger is my Second Middle Name that actually isn't there, Name. 😖hifty:
Neil Cornelius Danger [last name]? How sexy droolio

Originally posted by Strangelove
Why both, of course
👆

Originally posted by Röland
I have a stuffed killer rabbit . 😂 😱
I got another one that has “I fart in your general direction”
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Danger is my Second Middle Name that actually isn't there, Name. 😖hifty:

I Could.

If you take all the women I’ve been with and divided it by 2 that is still double the years that you have been alive, and yes I’m a man hoe 😛

Originally posted by ThePittman
My wife doesn’t eat pork because she had a pot belly pig for a pet once. She made the turkey with pink Champaign and apples in the cavity with garlic and pepper rub.
wOw... think she would want company for next Thanksgiving? I'll wash the dishes.

Originally posted by ThePittman
👆

I got another one that has “I fart in your general direction” If you take all the women I’ve been with and divided it by 2 that is still double the years that you have been alive, and yes I’m a man hoe 😛


You Love me.

I'm bored.

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
I'm bored.

Post in the Sex Party.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
wOw... think she would want company for next Thanksgiving? I'll wash the dishes.
Cool then I wouldn't have to do them 😉
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Love me.
Just for you mind 😛
Originally posted by Lord Paradise
I'm bored.
Here is a hammer and nail 😉

Originally posted by ThePittman
Cool then I wouldn't have to do them 😉 Just for you mind 😛 Here is a hammer and nail 😉

Yeah, I keep jello there.

well Ive killed enough time me thinks... Im gonna go get ready for my pre-testing for classes. Take care everyone. :happy;

Originally posted by ThePittman
Cool then I wouldn't have to do them 😉 Just for you mind 😛 Here is a hammer and nail 😉
Hammer+nail=... blood.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Yeah, I keep jello there.

Can you put Jello in a turkey, you know Jello instead of stuffing?

Originally posted by Röland
Can you put Jello in a turkey, you know Jello instead of stuffing?

Yes.

Originally posted by Röland
Can you put Jello in a turkey, you know Jello instead of stuffing?
can't see why not hmm