"Pitt Happens"

Originally posted by Slay
Probably not. 😛

Good morning. 😊

Mornin 🙂

I have to post this somewhere... shock

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=631520452

it amuses me 😂

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I have to post this somewhere... shock

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=631520452

it amuses me 😂

"DON'T !"

"Don't what ? " Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God said.

"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit ?
Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit ! "

"No way! "?

" Yes way! "?

"Do NOT eat the fruit! " said God.

"Why? "

"Because I am your Father and I said so ! "God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked !

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? " God asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you? "said the Father.

"I don't know," said Eve.

"She started it ! " Adam said.

"Did not! "

"Did too ! "

"DID NOT! "

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

I was on this flight once and the pilot comes on the loudspeaker and says "We'll be crusing at 8,000 feet, enjoy your flight."

Well he puts the microphone down and forgots to turn it off. He turns to his co-pilot and says "All I could use right now is a blowj*b and a cup of coffee."

All of a sudden the stewardess goes flying up the aisle from the back of the plane to tell him the microphone is still on, this guy behind me yells" Hey hon don't forget the coffee."

Originally posted by Röland
I was on this flight once and the pilot comes on the loudspeaker and says "We'll be crusing at 8,000 feet, enjoy your flight."

Well he puts the microphone down and forgots to turn it off. He turns to his co-pilot and says "All I could use right now is a blowj*b and a cup of coffee."

All of a sudden the stewardess goes flying up the aisle from the back of the plane to tell him the microphone is still on, this guy behind me yells" Hey hon don't forget the coffee."

I lived through the weekend pitt_woot

I did too! blue_ninja

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I did too! blue_ninja

best offer Ive had all day 💃

Originally posted by ThePittman
Let's party pitt_dance

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
best offer Ive had all day 💃

Originally posted by kayakat
Pittman! hug
how are you?
that smilie cracks me up every time i love it!!!

Originally posted by ThePittman
My list, hope I didn't forget anyone 😉

~Da Moose~
A.D. Skinner
Alliance
Auroa
BlackSunshine
cain marko
Dusty
Lana
Röland
Sanctuary
Scottie
Shelbert Lemon
Slay
Strangelove
Vinny

I thought we had something special??sadangel

Originally posted by ThePittman
friendslikethese Doing good, glad ya like the smile pitt_dance2

i love i love!!! 😄

People keep selecting you for best digmaker in the Mando awards....😖

😠

😛

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I thought we had something special??sadangel

Originally posted by kayakat
i love i love!!! 😄

Originally posted by Alliance
People keep selecting you for best digmaker in the Mando awards....😖
😠
😛

Originally posted by ThePittman
Let's party pitt_dance

Originally posted by ThePittman
friendslikethese Doing good, glad ya like the smile pitt_dance2