Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change those I can not accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to becareful of those I step on today as they maybe connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomrrow.
Help me to give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wenesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember that when I am having a really bad day and it seems that pepole are trying to piss me off it takes 42 mucles to frown and only 4 to extend middle finger and say bite me.