My stalkers can fly...

Alright, here's the deal...

Since I was a teenager, every once in a while a hummingbird would come out of nowhere and stare at me for a few seconds. They would usually hover a couple feet away from me. As I got a little older, it would happen more often and the hummingbirds got closer and closer. I've kinda trained myself to sit still and move slow so I don't scare them away.

A few days ago, I had the closest encounter so far. I was smoke'n a cigarette and one of my lil hummingbird buddies decided to say wuzup. He was a foot away from my face and he stared at me for a good ten seconds. I could actually see the expression on his face. The hum from his wings was so loud I could hardly sit still.

If they start talking to me I'ma freak out! scared

Does this kinda stuff happen to anyone else? 😕

😆 hummingbirds...stalking...people hysterical

... shrugrin

I love it faint

Yeah that happens with me, except its usually homeless bums who havent washed in a few weeks...srug Must be my sex appeal😮‍💨

Originally posted by D-Double
Alright, here's the deal...

Since I was a teenager, every once in a while a hummingbird would come out of nowhere and stare at me for a few seconds. They would usually hover a couple feet away from me. As I got a little older, it would happen more often and the hummingbirds got closer and closer. I've kinda trained myself to sit still and move slow so I don't scare them away.

A few days ago, I had the closest encounter so far. I was smoke'n a cigarette and one of my lil hummingbird buddies decided to say wuzup. He was a foot away from my face and he stared at me for a good ten seconds. I could actually see the expression on his face. The hum from his wings was so loud I could hardly sit still.

If they start talking to me I'ma freak out! scared

Does this kinda stuff happen to anyone else? 😕

seriouslly... thats sweet... I could give you my idea... but... Im kinda out of it so I wont make sense.

Originally posted by Mišt
Yeah that happens with me, except its usually homeless bums who havent washed in a few weeks...srug Must be my sex appeal😮‍💨

😆 ... 😂

Originally posted by silver_tears
I love it faint

I kinda like it too. 😊 .... it's still a lil freaky though. 😐

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
the hummingbird whisperer shock

seriouslly... thats sweet... I could give you my idea... but... Im kinda out of it so I wont make sense.

That's what I wanted to tell you... 'member? 😄

I wanna hear this idea!... Give! ✅

Originally posted by D-Double
That's what I wanted to tell you... 'member? 😄

I wanna hear this idea!... Give! ✅

Ill tell you in a PM soon.... I really cant right now... or at least not out here. 😮 bag

Don't smoke.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I remember... Ive been meaning to ask you about it.

Ill tell you in a PM soon.... I really cant right now... or at least not out here. 😮 bag

chicken... 😛 😄

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
Don't smoke.

fresh air sucks. 🪩

Originally posted by D-Double
chicken... 😛 😄

fresh air sucks. 🪩

aww, that's ok. 😊 Holla at me in a P-Mizzle! On the down-low. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Mišt
Yeah that happens with me, except its usually homeless bums who havent washed in a few weeks...srug Must be my sex appeal😮‍💨

Maybe it's that smell you carry ermm

Mist is Bum-bait!! 😱

*puts Mist on a hook and fishes for hobos* ... captain

That's not the only kind of bum-bait he is ermm

What are you trying to say?ermm

That you're straight as a wet noodle dodgy

I still cant see what you're saying..ermm

Don't worry, I'm sure Roberto your new poolboy will show you later ermm