Review - The Alphabet of Manliness - Maddox
Those of you with an un opened sense of humour, skip this one.
http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/
Why? Take this line as an Example:
"The baby seemed like he was loving [the hot sauce] at first, but suddenly he started crying, so I did what I always do when babies cry: I put him in the garbage can. His mom started yelling and screaming, then she tried to punch me, so I stepped to the side and she accidentally tripped and fell down four flights of stairs, and then she accidentally got peed on."
Or:
"My next door neighbor is a *****. She has a stupid son who keeps comming back home no matter how many times I jump out of the bushes and scare him,"
If you liek maddox's Webpage (www.maddox.xmission.com) This book is for you.
If you ever got insulted or offedned or find Maddox to be a jerk, you're an idiot.
maddox's humour is to take a form of logic, saying, anything, bring it to an extream just to show how stupid the enitre logic is, like his famous Suicide Essay.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=suicide
This book is only form men like lesbian porn is only for women.
It is HILARIOUS.
Among other things it teachs you:
How to Drop Kick somebody in the face
How to Sneak a grope on Women.
How to be a man.
Tuker Max said it best:
"Maddox's Father was the freak who took cannon balls int he chest in freak shows, His mother was broken shards of glass"
This book is soo manly, it needs to be shaved.
As it says in the forward:
"If you're standing around the bookstore with your thumb up your ass wondering why somebody would have a Man punching a gorilla on the cover of a book, this book isn't for you. Kindly put it down and get the f°ck out of the store"
Not much of a review, but you get the idea.