Batman/ Superman: The Movie
Writing a script for fun. Did this off the top of my head. More will come.
Scene opens with a bank robbery in progress:
Robber 1: This is a holdup! Everybody put your asses down and head up!
Fires three shots.
Robber 1: That means ****ing NOW!!! Ringo, ringo. Put the masks on their faces!
Robber 2 & 3 rush to bystanders and put bags on their heads.
Robber 3: Ringo, what about you know who?
Robber 1: Dont worry about him... Boss has a decoy for our friend.
Leader walks in. Followed by more posse.
Leader: Well done ringo. The money?
Robber 1: Ringo 2 is working on it, sir.
Leader: Thats my boy. Deposit box 666?
Robber 1: Package secured.
Leader: Wonderful.
Pulls off mask. Leader is none other than the Joker. Smile widens.
Robber 2: Why of all things, would Mr. Wayne have this ring? Its not even diamond...
Joker: We didnt come here for money you fool! We have bigger plans, and much bigger... fish... to fry.
One of the henchmen screams in another room followed by gunfire.
Robber 5: Code Black!! Code Black!! Code B...
Turns face to face with... Batman.
Batman: Bat.
Batman takes down more posse as the Joker makes his escape.
Scene change.
Gordon shows up to the scene. Looks at a couple of dead bodies. Walks outside for a cigarette.
Batman: I though you were quitting.
Gordon drops the cigarrette, startled.
Gordon: I thought you were going to quit that too.
Batman: Sorry, some habits are hard to break.
Gordon: Tell me about it.
Lights another cigarette.
Gordon: Got to say. This is the wierdest robbery ive seen. 5 murders. No money missing. Just one deposit box missing.
Batman: A deposit box. What number?
Gordon: Number 666. Belongs to Mr. Wayne.
Batman pauses.
Batman: Wayne? This is unfortunate.
Gordon: Yea well he will have to get over it.
Batman: Maybe... The joker has broken out again. He was here tonight?
Gordon: Joker? How come whenever you are around, so is the Joker?
Batman: Bad blood always leaves stains. No matter how much cleaning is done.
Gordon: Well, i have 5 bodies to identify and paperwork to do so maybe we can catch up another...
Looks up to see that Batman is gone.
Gordon: ::coughs:: Bad habits...
Scene Change
At the Daily Planet Clark is following Lois Lane around.
Clark: Say Lois, I was wondering if...
Bumps into someone.
Clark: Oops, 'scuse me. Oh hey Sherry.
Ignored.
Clark: Lois i was just wondering if you were busy tonight.
Lois: Clark, a reporter is always busy.
Clark: To busy to, lets say, see an opera?
Lois: An opera?! Ohh Clark thats so nice of you. But im too busy tonight. Tommorow is Lex Luthors release as well as Mr. Waynes Convention at the Center.
Clark: Luthor? Released? How did he weasel his way out of this one?
Lois: All the witnesses and judges were murdered. This IS Luthor we are talkign about, And I am Lois Lane, and I will get the story on the whole situation first!
Clark: Gee, I guess ill cover the Wayne Convention.
Lois: Dont Bother Clark, I will be attending that as well.
Clark: Goly Lois you sure do keep yourself busy.
Lois: Like i said Clark. A reporter is always busy.
Perry: Clark! Lois! Jimmy! My office now!
Clark: Coming Mr. White!!
Knocks over papers on Lois desk. Reaches down and hits head on table. No one notices, but there is a HUGE dent in the desk.
Scene Change
Lex Luthor is leaving jail surrounded by reporters and personel.
Lex Luthor: I am a new man, and will start a new life. Gone is the old Luthor, and here to stay is the NEW LEX LUTHOR!
Reporter 1: Mr. Luthor, do you have anythign to say about the deaths of everyone having to do with your indictment?
Bodyguard 1: Mr. Luthor is tired and is done with questions.
Luthor: Its ok Percy. My condolences and prayers go out to those families. Starting today I am building a new Tower in the Middle of Metropolis. It will be dedicated to those souls who tried to condemn me. Luthor Corps will now be a non-profit organization with a sole purpose to better the technology of mankind, and protecting the AMERICAN DREAM.
Scene Change
On a bridge. A drunk driver and his girlfriend are arguing. Driver smacks his girlfriend hitting the car in front of him, knocking both cars over the Bridge. Driver covers his eyes as hes about to hit water. He never does. Supermans logo is bearing out, chest large. Pan out to see Superman, clutching both cars. Sets cars down. Driver runs, only to run into Superman.
Superman: Whats the rush?
Driver: Ahh!!
Superman: A real man doesnt need to prove his strength by hitting women.
Driver looks stunned. An explosion is heard overhead. Superman looks overhead.
Scene Change
Bruces mini jet is malfunctioning and spinning violently. Bruce cant beleive this is the end. Face looks determined.
Pilot: Mayday, mayday. Huntress 1 to tower 1. We have a malfuntion. Prepare for crash landing.
Plane jerks and stops. Wayne looks shocked. Looks out the window and sees the plane slowly landing. Superman sets the plane down and rips open the Door.
Superman: Mr. Wayne, welcome to Metropolis.
Pilot passes out.