It's 6:45 a.m. and I'm getting drunk!!!!

Today, ladies and gentlemen, is my last day of work that I have just completed. I recently transferred to another maximum security prison unit, only instead of 8 hour work shifts with 6 day work cycles and 3 days off, I work 12 hour shifts for 4 days and I get 4 days off. Plus, I'm on the night shift where I work from 6 p.m. to 6 a.m. So, since today is my "Friday" and I just got off of work 45 minutes ago, I'm going to down some Heinekens. I just felt obligated to share this information with all of you, because thats the kind of person I am, and because I love all of youse. Cheers!

Since it's actually your mid-afternoon, I say now is the perfect time to get drunk. Share the love though.

tuftwootThe breakfast of champions......

I wonder, though,............................I still have that half bottle of Jim Beam. I better save that for tomorrow night. 👆

Originally posted by Impediment
I wonder, though,............................I still have that half bottle of Jim Beam. I better save that for tomorrow night. 👆

A quick chug won't hurt.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
A quick chug won't hurt.

Or will it?fear

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Or will it?fear

Yes it will...but *puts finger to lips* shhhhh.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Or will it?fear

Never has. Only thing thats hurts me is Ol' Jose Quervo. Impediment does not do tequila very well...................at all.

Originally posted by Impediment
Never has. Only thing thats hurts me is Ol' Jose Quervo. Impediment does not do tequila very well...................at all.

I've never had a problem with tequila yet...while playing black jack with friends and family we play for shots, winners have to have a shot of tequila, or losers...depending on what's called...one night I had a shit load of shots.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Yes it will...but *puts finger to lips* shhhhh.

My lips or your lips?shock

Originally posted by Impediment
Never has. Only thing thats hurts me is Ol' Jose Quervo. Impediment does not do tequila very well...................at all.

Yep that'll get you f*ucked up.

Well my current time is 13:07 so there. mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
My lips or your lips?shock

Yep that'll get you f*ucked up.

Does it matter?

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Does it matter?

Depends did you wash your hands after you "finished"?

The last time I actively got drunk on tequila, I woke up in a bathtub in my boxers and my eyebrows were shaved off. Apparently (from what I was told) I blacked out and started to act like a total jackass and then eventually threw up all over myself. My friends then stripped me down to my boxers and then "punished me" for making them look after me. These are the kind of friends I have. And I was in that Army at the time, stationed at Ft. Bragg, NC.

Originally posted by Impediment
The last time I actively got drunk on tequila, I woke up in a bathtub in my boxers and my eyebrows were shaved off. Apparently (from what I was told) I blacked out and started to act like a total jackass and then eventually threw up all over myself. My friends then stripped me down to my boxers and then "punished me" for making them look after me. These are the kind of friends I have. And I was in that Army at the time, stationed at Ft. Bragg, NC.

Be happy that's all they did to "punish" you.✅

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Be happy that's all they did to "punish" you.✅

I know. 😉

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Be happy that's all they did to "punish" you.✅

Yeah, not like your friends, who went through all the trouble of cutting off your penis and giving you a vagina, then giving you breast implants to pass you off as a girl ✅

Originally posted by Impediment
The last time I actively got drunk on tequila, I woke up in a bathtub in my boxers and my eyebrows were shaved off. Apparently (from what I was told) I blacked out and started to act like a total jackass and then eventually threw up all over myself. My friends then stripped me down to my boxers and then "punished me" for making them look after me. These are the kind of friends I have. And I was in that Army at the time, stationed at Ft. Bragg, NC.

But those types of friends are the best. 😛 At least they did take care of you though. ✅

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Depends did you wash your hands after you "finished"?

Yes...ermm

I'm getting there now. I'm on beer #5. Man........................I must be losing some tolerance here. Or maybe cause I've had a long night's work and I have yet to sleep.

Originally posted by Impediment
I know. 😉

Cause there are some other ways that story could have turned out.😂

Originally posted by Mišt
Yeah, not like your friends, who went through all the trouble of cutting off your penis and giving you a vagina, then giving you breast implants to pass you off as a girl ✅

And I have this awkward feeling if I did have a penis I would have slept with you a long time ago.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
But those types of friends are the best. 😛 At least they did take care of you though. ✅

Yes...ermm

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