*cleans crap out of Pants*
A bolt of thunder just struk behind my house and it was the loudest thing in the fricken world. It scared the hell out of me. I literally pee'd myself a little and screamed out loud. And now my heart wont stop hurting.
Someone hold me.
*pushes bloigen out of the way*
Let me rephrase, can i get a girl to hold me
*pushes vinny out of the way*
Son of a *****. I mean a REAL girl.
*continues to push vinny out of the way*
Nevermind.