Originally posted by movie_gurl2006
yes..... can we please get back onto topic here?
Anyways, what, besides us being or knowing Jew(s) is part of your topic? (seeing as if that was all to it everyone just had to make one post and such.....)
Originally posted by Bardock42INSTEAD OF INSULTING ME, BACK TO THE CORNER, AND LEAVE ME THE H*** ALONE ALREADY....
I doubt it, since it is the Off-Topic forum, your thread is basically lost. Also, your choice of title was hardly a good one.Anyways, what, besides us being or knowing Jew(s) is part of your topic? (seeing as if that was all to it everyone just had to make one post and such.....)
Veren zol fun dir a blintsa
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi
Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho
Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last
But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya, he's to die for - he really knows his shtick
So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
Workin' like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, he's there all day
Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear
He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmear
Just grab your yamuka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)
He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice
He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price
He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oh, he'll make you such a deal!
People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!"
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shool
What's not to like? What's not to like?
On high holy days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white BREAD with mayonnaise
Put on your yamukah and
hey ! hey ! do thAT HEBREW THING Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss
He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss
They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite chip
The parents pay the moyal and he gets to keep the tip
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho
He's doin' well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell
Show up at his home, he says "Shalom"
And "Have some cake - you want some cake?"
Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots
Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz
So grab your yamuka
The one you got for Chanukah
Let's put on our yamukah and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
Originally posted by movie_gurl2006
how's he being helpful when he said that my thread title wasnt good....?!?! hmmm..... so you're taking sides......
I did not mean to say it wasn't good in a general sense, just that it does not make people enter the thread looking to talk about Judaism or Jews in general.
Originally posted by Bardock42
I doubt it, since it is the Off-Topic forum, your thread is basically lost. Also, your choice of title was hardly a good one.Anyways, what, besides us being or knowing Jew(s) is part of your topic? (seeing as if that was all to it everyone just had to make one post and such.....)
He was asking what other information you needed....
If that's not being helpful I don't know what is.
Furthermore, your title isn't a rather good one because people come in here not expecting the topic and then posting random crap to spite you for making them waste the 5 extra seconds. People are spiteful like that.