Thought Provoking Time- So voke some thought!

I'm thinking of investing in some clothes like his that magically come off ermm

evoke thoughts.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm thinking of investing in some clothes like his that magically come off ermm

Excellent, come around and show me how they work ermm

Only if you help me with assembly ermm

Dealermm

Wear a hot pink leotard and don't ask questions dodgy

I'll need to borrow one from Vinnydodgy

I'd wash it first dodgy

But then it'll shrink and contract around my nether regionsdodgy

Yes and? Last I heard you liked that kinda scene ermm

Lies, all lies, I did not have any sexual relations with that woman, Ms Monica Lewinskydodgy

I could have sworn I saw her face in your lap at that restaurant that one time ermm

What were you doing stalking me?ermm

Damn! I totally thought you couldn't see the night vision ermm

No I meant, what were you doing stalking me when I'd gladly accept your company...as long as you bring the champagne, that shit is expensive ermm

I don't date cheap guys ermm
He has to be able to afford the champagne and bring along his own condom to date me mhm

But you stalk themermm Nice logicmhm
Umm....I have Jack Daniels and....a sockdodgy

Just cause I stalk you doesn't mean anything, I stalk Brad Pitt too, but he's so far not replied to any of my letters ermm
Have fun alone in your bathroom then wavey

Yeah I wonder why, I wouldnt want some desperate tramp sending me obsessive letters eitherermm
The bathroom's too cold, I'll just wait to go to bed-....wait, I see what you're trying to do detective

Good, then you know how I feel when I get them from you, oh and I don't appeciate the naked pictures, last time they made me lose my lunch ermm
You're swift herb