Welcome to the Triumvirate of Smizasch!!!

Started by badabing57 pages

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Okay... so:

I HAVE A SLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

It seems a few people may be wanting to join us.

Unfortunately, this cannot happen........... sort of...

What we [b]can do is accept minions... people that go trolling about (maybe that's not the right word) other threads spreading the word of Smizasch and bringing chaos where there is peace. I have not gone over this with the other Founding Members (Badabing and Psyquis) but I'm sure they would agree.

So come to us our minions.

PS I haven't thought of an initiation yet so bare with me. [/B]


Looking foreward to the initiations.

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Okay... so:

I HAVE A SLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

It seems a few people may be wanting to join us.

Unfortunately, this cannot happen........... sort of...

What we can do is accept minions... people that go trolling about (maybe that's not the right word) other threads spreading the word of Smizasch and bringing chaos where there is peace. I have not gone over this with the other Founding Members (Badabing and Psyquis) but I'm sure they would agree.

So come to us our minions.

PS I haven't thought of an initiation yet so bare with me.

Originally posted by Psyquis52
Get some Crisco, a couple of sticks of Dynamite, a letter opener, three copies of Couplehood By: Paul Reiser, and a map showing the exact location of every snapping turtle in the Louisiana Bayou. Get all that...then we'll talk. 😄

😉

😆

Hello Lords.

Good day, sir.

How's it going Rick?

Not too bad, not too bad.

Just out not trying to look for another job... you know the jist... I'm downloading Yahoo messenger onto this computer..

Good. I was wondering what happened.

What do you mean? Something happened? Are you talking about me getting fired?

-Or the EXTREMELY messed up relationship I have with Lindsay?

-Or the fact I haven't been on much lately?

-Or me getting yahoo messenger?

-Or maybe finding out WHY I got fired when the owner and I were great friends?

-Or how I'm doing in school even though I've been skipping math classes?

-Or how my financial situation is in the shitter and I'll probably end up being homeless soon (Overexadurating a little(and spelling over-exaggurating wrong))

Why you haven't been on Yahoo in a while. 😐

because I still don't have internet at home... I'm at school... and yahoo is NOT downloading

Why did you spell overexadurating wrong? 😐

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Originally posted by Rick/Genis
What do you mean? Something happened? Are you talking about me getting fired?

-Or the EXTREMELY messed up relationship I have with Lindsay?

-Or the fact I haven't been on much lately?

-Or me getting yahoo messenger?

-Or maybe finding out WHY I got fired when the owner and I were great friends?

-Or how I'm doing in school even though I've been skipping math classes?

-Or how my financial situation is in the shitter and I'll probably end up being homeless soon (Overexadurating a little(and spelling over-exaggurating wrong))

well actually I was curious are you staying regular you know pooping enough with all that stress, cuz if you aren't protect your colon with a nifty product I can talk to you about!

Oh dude you dropped the chicks name on the internet what if someone like tired hiker is really her boyfriend?

Originally posted by Soleran

Oh dude you dropped the chicks name on the internet what if someone like tired hiker is really her boyfriend?

Won't be the case. 🙁

Dude... her boyfriend is a grade A bastard.

He was part of a mexican gang inLA... so I'm pretty sure he doesn't chat online.

He is a cat killer... so I hate him so much..

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Dude... her boyfriend is a grade A bastard.

He was part of a mexican gang inLA... so I'm pretty sure he doesn't chat online.

He is a cat killer... so I hate him so much..

Once in a gang you never leave, dude he'll straight bust gangsta and spray you stupid, g, word to the bird!

invite her to come live with you now and split the rent! That would be sweet, I fixed part of your income problem and just got you laid. I'm a professional problem solver.

😆 That would be grand

She lives with him...

I asked her: When's your lease up?

She said: I dunno, why?

I said: Well.. it seems when your lease is up, that's when your relationship is up for renewal, right?

she laughed....

I was serious 😬

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
😆 That would be grand

She lives with him...

I asked her: When's your lease up?

She said: I dunno, why?

I said: Well.. it seems when your lease is up, that's when your relationship is up for renewal, right?

she laughed....

I was serious 😬

Laughter is your key down her pants 😆 You should just be polite and say she can stay with you, on the couch of course, of course then whip out a case of beer and jokes!

hahahaha

She already laughs at every freaking thing I say... it's weird.

she even said "I don't think I could go fifteen minutes with you without smiling!"