Views on Sex · The Off-Topic Forum

Fëanor Senior Member

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh, it's on....it's on.

oh you're my b*tch

Originally posted by Penelope
The more sex, the better.

so quantity is preferable over quality?....

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Fëanor
oh you're my b*tch

Dude, if you look anything like your avatar I would pay good money to be your *****.

ILoveMyDaniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by The Phantom
Seriously, I'm curious. What are all your views on sex?

Shouldn't be experimented with at or under the age of 13 and 14.

It's a very nice thing, though; sex.

Fëanor Senior Member

Originally posted by Bardock42
Dude, if you look anything like your avatar I would pay good money to be your *****.

i do have long hair if that helps.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Shouldn't be experimented with at or under the age of 13 and 14.
It's a very nice thing, though; sex.

I find peeing far more satisfying...especially when you've been driving around for a while.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Fëanor
i do have long hair if that helps.

How long?

Soleran Fast As Time

Originally posted by Fëanor
quantity is preferable over quality?....

Even "bad" sex is preferable to no sex, as long as I get mine.

Fëanor Senior Member

Originally posted by Bardock42
How long?

That depends...on a good night I can go for half an hour. On a bad night...oh. that wasn't what you meant, was it? my bad

Originally posted by Soleran
Even "bad" sex is preferable to no sex, as long as I get mine.

Oh. Right. Yes...any sex is much preferable to no sex. Yep. I have to agree. I'd rather have a thousand mediocre to when-is-she-gonna-come-so-i-can-get-the-fukc-outta-here sex than to one eye-opening almost god-like i-got-my-brains-fukced sex.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Fëanor
That depends...on a good night I can go for half an hour. On a bad night...oh. that wasn't what you meant, was it?

Oh, it wasn't what I asked, it certainly was what I meant.

Soleran Fast As Time

Originally posted by Fëanor
my bad Oh. Right. Yes...any sex is much preferable to no sex. Yep. I have to agree. I'd rather have a thousand mediocre to when-is-she-gonna-come-so-i-can-get-the-fukc-outta-here sex than to one eye-opening almost god-like i-got-my-brains-fukced sex.

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Fëanor Senior Member

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh, it wasn't what I asked, it certainly was what I meant.

spank me..

Originally posted by Soleran
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riiiiiight!

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Fëanor
spank me.. riiiiiight!

Naughty.

Fëanor Senior Member

Originally posted by Bardock42
Naughty.

*gasp* did you just call me naughty?? *bats eyelash*

Milkie Senior Member

I killed a man...

With my bare hands...

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Fëanor
*gasp* did you just call me naughty?? *bats eyelash*

Depends...are you?`

Originally posted by Milkie
I killed a man...
With my bare hands...

Hey dont miss out on what youre passing,
Youre missing the hootah of the funky buddah,
Eluder of the ****ed up styles that get wicked
So come on as I start to kick it,
Cause were like outlaws sridding while suckers are hiding,
Jump behind the bush when you see me driving by
Hanging out my window, and my magnum taking out some negros
Acting kind of loco Im just another local
Kid from the street getting paid for my vocals.
Here is something you cant understand,
How I could just kill a man

Here is something you cant understand,
How I could just kill a man

Spawn_Master Dickroll'd.

Originally posted by Syren
Once again, a confusing statement 😛
You've had 'odd' kisses and never had 'real' sex? Are you using some kind of machine? shock

😆

Waiting on Marriage..I don't have time for it anyway these days 😬

ILoveMyDaniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Fëanor
i do have long hair if that helps. I find peeing far more satisfying...especially when you've been driving around for a while.

Hahah.

Espantada23 Sexual Entity

Sex is awesome,but I haven't had any in exactly 231 days...so I think I'm losing my sex drive.

barbarossa King of the bitchslappers

Originally posted by Lana
I like it 😊

EEW.

😐

ILoveMyDaniel Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Espantada23
Sex is awesome,but I haven't had any in exactly 231 days...so I think I'm losing my sex drive.

Damn someone's counting!

TheKingofKINGS! Sock Hunter

Originally posted by The Phantom
Seriously, I'm curious. What are all your views on sex?

Gimmie!

P.S.: HOLY SHIT, PHANTOM IN THE OTF!!! 😱