God was doing god knows what... ๐
didn't come because he was too busy looking for banana smilies, and go so drunk he ate my television set and farted out the semi-popular tv show, 'MadTV'.
At the end of the party,
showed up and everyone was all like 'OMG!!'.
Then everyone left. There was only one person still at my house. You may know him as He passed out on the rug.
watched through the window.