I hate everything.

Jesus.

Did You Put the ducks back together?

I saved a baby duckling once....

does this mean my good will was all in vain??

Originally posted by Bloigen
I actually read that joke today. Weird.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Jesus.

Did You Put the ducks back together?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
So i was riding my bike for the first time in about 2 years. Decided to go to a friends house. So i'm having a good ride, and i see a family of ducks crossing the road. A car drives past me, slows down and passes the ducks. WHEW. Then this grey Grand Prix comes a side me and passes me like a bat out of hell and didn't even slow down.....Ran the whole ****ing famliy of ducks over. There were feathers and duck insides everywhere. I wanted to catch up to that ****er and run him over......with my bike ermm. I was and am so angry. I hope that guy ends up getting paralyzed and eventually dying because no one liked him so he killed himself in the worst possible way. Then i'll go to his funeral and piss everywhere, even on his family. And if he's cremated, i'll put him on my cereal and eat him.

And thats my reason to hate everyone. I'm going to go cut myself.

Originally posted by badabing
I would have hunted the cur down. Let me tell you all he would have rued the day.

Duckies.....?

😒

I ****ing love ducks.

Originally posted by Psyquis52
I would have Perrywinkled! Rouge just isn't my color. 😬

Seriously, I would have beaten the f*ck out of the guy. Who runs over a family of ducks?

Originally posted by badabing
😱

Seriously, I would have beaten the f*ck out of the guy. Who runs over a family of ducks?

Come and get them! 💃

Originally posted by Psyquis52
Just use Duck Tape 😄

😂

Originally posted by Psyquis52
Just use Duck Tape 😄

😆 😄 😉

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
So i was riding my bike for the first time in about 2 years. Decided to go to a friends house. So i'm having a good ride, and i see a family of ducks crossing the road. A car drives past me, slows down and passes the ducks. WHEW. Then this grey Grand Prix comes a side me and passes me like a bat out of hell and didn't even slow down.....Ran the whole ****ing famliy of ducks over. There were feathers and duck insides everywhere. I wanted to catch up to that ****er and run him over......with my bike ermm. I was and am so angry. I hope that guy ends up getting paralyzed and eventually dying because no one liked him so he killed himself in the worst possible way. Then i'll go to his funeral and piss everywhere, even on his family. And if he's cremated, i'll put him on my cereal and eat him.

And thats my reason to hate everyone. I'm going to go cut myself.

is this real? crytissue

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
😂

Aw man that is SUCH a coincidence! I was driving earlier today, and this crazy dude on a bicycle was like, swerving in and out of traffic, and I just FLEW right past him, and i hit a bunch of.....wait...aw crap....

crytissue

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
crytissue

I'll get those bastards.gunsmilie

the ducks...weep