What Fecking year is this??

Started by ~Da Moose~7 pages

What Fecking year is this??

I'm confused.

According to my calendar, we are currently well over half way through 2006, yet, when I logged in this morning, there were no fewer than 29 threads from 2003 on the first page of the OTF.

Now, either it's sheer coincidence, people have a 2003 fetish, or I'm 3 years younger than I thought when I got up this morning, which, given what my ass looked like then, isn't exactly a good thing.

Help? cry

😂 i never noticed that 😐

Re: What Fecking year is this??

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm confused.

According to my calendar, we are currently well over half way through 2006, yet, when I logged in this morning, there were no fewer than 29 threads from 2003 on the first page of the OTF.

Now, either it's sheer coincidence, people have a 2003 fetish, or I'm 3 years younger than I thought when I got up this morning, which, given what my ass looked like then, isn't exactly a good thing.

Help? cry

It freaked you out so much that you counted them?

Baby, your ass looks fine 😉

hmm, sorry mister, but you just have problems.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm confused.

According to my calendar, we are currently well over half way through 2006, yet, when I logged in this morning, there were no fewer than 29 threads from 2003 on the first page of the OTF.

Now, either it's sheer coincidence, people have a 2003 fetish, or I'm 3 years younger than I thought when I got up this morning, which, given what my ass looked like then, isn't exactly a good thing.

Help? cry

If it were 2003, i wouldn't be here and your life wouldn't have been completed.

Re: Re: What Fecking year is this??

Originally posted by Syren
It freaked you out so much that you counted them?

Baby, your ass looks fine 😉

😮 Yes. It was kinda weird.

Not if it's 2003 it doesn't.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
If it were 2003, i wouldn't be here and your life wouldn't have been completed.

Shut up fool....you had me at hello.... 😍

Re: Re: Re: What Fecking year is this??

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😮 Yes. It was kinda weird.

Not if it's 2003 it doesn't.

You mean it looks better now? You obviously don't ripen with age then 😂

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Shut up fool....you had me at hello.... 😍
So then "Marry me" just went over your head??!?!?! 😠

Re: Re: Re: Re: What Fecking year is this??

Originally posted by Syren
You mean it looks better now? You obviously don't ripen with age then 😂

Ha....that sounds so gross...'ripen with age', at least in reference to my ass.

*thinks back*

No no, wait....2003 was ok. The years are melding. 2001....I was still blimpy then. In 2003 my ass was nice, yes.

Sorry about the confusion people. Go about your day.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
So then "Marry me" just went over your head??!?!?! 😠

Ah....commitment...commitment! We've talked about this. I don't mind role playing, but I'm not ready to settle down. *plugs ears*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah....commitment...commitment! We've talked about this. I don't mind role playing, but I'm not ready to settle down. *plugs ears*
Its fine. I'm not a one moose kind of lady....man..MAN.... i meant man.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Its fine. I'm not a one moose kind of lady....man..MAN.... i meant man.

Then we have an understanding?

If so, you get the dill pickle dip and I'll get the nipple clamps.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Then we have an understanding?

If so, you get the dill pickle dip and I'll get the nipple clamps.

*sigh*

Yes master disgust

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
*sigh*

Yes master disgust

😂

We aren't playing that one right now.

This is the one where you are the vice president of a large bank, and I'm an urban cowboy, looking for a....*wink* loan...*wink*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😂

We aren't playing that one right now.

This is the one where you are the vice president of a large bank, and I'm an urban cowboy, looking for a....*wink* loan...*wink*

I'll grab the bacon! 😱

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'll grab the bacon! 😱

Hot damn! 😱

*Puts on assless chaps, leather vest and cowboy hat*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hot damn! 😱

*Puts on assless chaps, leather vest and cowboy hat*

One problem, though. Wolfgang Puck is on world tour. 😬

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
One problem, though. Wolfgang Puck is on world tour. 😬

Huh? So?

Good Christ, you're sulking because you wanted to play 'The Gilligans Island game' aren't you? The one where I'm the skipper and you're my little buddy?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Huh? So?

Good Christ, you're sulking because you wanted to play 'The Gilligans Island game' aren't you? The one where I'm the skipper and you're my little buddy?

No. I wanted to play I deam of Genie, where i'm the guy that gets to wear a uniform and you are at my every command.