(Somewhere in Upper Blackrock Spire...)Ken: [talking to teammates outside cave] Okay guys, these eggs have given us a lot of trouble in the past, does anybody need anything off this guy or can we bypass him?
David: Uh...I think Vinny needs something from this guy.
Ken: Oh, does he need those Devout Shoulders? Doesn't - isn't he a paladin?
David: Yeah, but that will help him heal better, he'll have more mana.
Ken: [sighs] Christ. OK, well what we'll do, I'll run in first, gather up all the eggs, we can kinda just, ya know blast them all down with AOE. I will use Intimidating Shout, to kinda scatter'em, so we don't have to fight a whole bunch of them at once. When my Shouts are done, I'll need Anfrony to come in and drop his Shout too, so we can keep them scattered and not have to fight too many. When his is done, Bass of course will need to run in and do the same thing. We're gonna need Divine Intervention on our mages, so they can do area of effect damage. So, we can of course get them down fast, cause we're bringing all these guys, I mean, we'll be in trouble if we don't take them down quick. I think this is a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. What do you think Alpha? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?
Alpha Centauri: Yeah, gimme a sec... I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three, repeating of course, percentage, of survival.
Ken: That's a lot better than we usually do. Alright, you think we're ready guys?
Vinny: All right chums, I'm back! Let's do this!
Vinny: (deep WWF announcer voice)NUMBER SIXTEEN, VINNNYYYYYYYY VALLLEENTIIIIIIIIINNNE!
(runs in)
Ken: Oh, my God. He just ran in.
David: Save him! Oh jeez, stick to the plan. Oh jeez, let's go, let's go! [follows]
NineCoronas: Stick to the plan guys, stick to the plan!
Ken: Oh jeez, oh f*ck.
(Three dozen dragonlings spawn and attack.)
H.S.6.: Gimme a Divine Intervention, hurry up.
Ken: Shoutin'!
(The dragonlings scatter.)
Lana: I can't cast! I can't move, am I lagging, guys? I can't move!
Ken: What the—what the hell?
David: I can't AoE!
Lana: I can't move!
Ken: Oh my God...
David: The eggs keep respawning! More respawning!!
Mist: I don't think you can cast with that shit on!
NineCoronas: Oh my God!
Vinny: We got em, we got em! I got it, I got it.
David: Take it off! Take it off! [muffled shouts]
(David falls into the egg pit.)
Ken: Stay down, Stay down. Oh my God..goddamnit Vinny! Goddamn it...
NineCoronas: Yeah, Vinny you moron.
Mist: God.
David: You idiot.
Ken: Listen, this is ridiculous.
Alpha Centauri: You dumbass.
Vinny: I'm on it.
Mist: I'm down, Michael is down. Goddamnit. [shouting, then a pause, followed by other put-downs] Why do you do this shit, Vinny?
Mr. Bacon: Lana, rez us! Rez us!
Lana: I'm trying!
Vinny [crying]: It's not my fault!
Ken: Who's Soulstoned? We do have a Soulstone up, don't we? [everyone dies] Think I need a Soulstone?
David: Yeah but you need a Warlock.
Ken[noticing everybody is dead]: ... Oh God...
Alpha Centauri: Oh for - [sighs] Great job! For Christ's sake! Vinny, you are just stupid as hell.
Mist: Oh my God...
Vinny: ... At least I have chicken.
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