Halo: Spartan III- OOC/Sighn up

Lol, or gay. =P

Really, mine ended up screwing a pink haired chick. Then two weeks later sent me a bunch of flowers, with a apologetic song’s lyrics on the card. Then I found out it was my best friend, and his, trying to get us back together. But HERPES! XD That actually made me laugh. Not pleasant I know, but I have my fair share’s of a twisted sense of humor. 😛

Pregnancy. ./cringe That word scares the living hell out of me. D= But yes, us girl’s need to evolve. Or find a way to make men pregnant. That way we won’t end up getting screwed over so much. Hey, maybe one of the boys from our board here would volunteer to be out labrat! =P

Originally posted by SilentWolf

GAH! Us girls really are retarded.

Crap... If I ever got pregnant I'd make sure one of my friends gave me a mexican abortion(kick to the stomach)xD!

But seriously.... Men really do deserve to get pregnant. I mean seriously! We get stuck with periods, and breast cancer and and and and... The constant pressure to be pretty! Men deserve a little more weight on those big manly shoulders -_-

Im obese, and have man boobs bigger then most Girl's breasts. Besides, we get the toughest part fo the job.

Dealing with you women 24/7.

Originally posted by Blaxican
Noen of the other guys met the Samuel L. Jackson specification requirements.

I could've even got the crowbar to match w00t

Originally posted by SilentWolf
I dont deal with my friends problems any more. I singled myself out, being a loner is soooo much more fun ^_^

Besides, every girl needs to learn for herself that boy's are deceitfull. They can never make up their minds and they dont care who gets hurt in the process. you should just punch your friendin the head. xD

girls are just as coldblooded trust me I know ermm

Originally posted by Blaxican
Im obese, and have man boobs bigger then most Girl's breasts. Besides, we get the toughest part fo the job.

Dealing with you women 24/7.

Tell it like it is brother!!!! everyday

woman: 'baby do you wanna go shopping?'
Man: 'I just got off of work honey'
woman: 'maybe later today then'

or

man: 'I'm back honey form work! wanna go to some fancy resturaunt and eat?'
woman: 'can't you see I'm busy on the phone using up the long distance? maybe next week'

or

man: 'baby I had a loooong day at work..... and I got stopped by the police trying to get here to see what you wanted me to see.... so what was it?'
woman: 'can you get these from the groceries for me?'

😐 and many more

Originally posted by SilentWolf
Crap... If I ever got pregnant I'd make sure one of my friends gave me a mexican abortion(kick to the stomach)xD!

But seriously.... Men really do deserve to get pregnant. I mean seriously! We get stuck with periods, and breast cancer and and and and... The constant pressure to be pretty! Men deserve a little more weight on those big manly shoulders -_-

Eww. Yea me too I guess. But a kick to the stomach? Pain! I actually cringed at the thought.

ha. Periods, don't start. xD
BOOBIES!
And yea, the pretty factor. Why else would we smear products made from fish gills and bat dung on our faces? When you put it that way, it doesn't sound so nice. But hell, I'm still wearing it. 😛

I know! I do 100 sit ups a night to stay fit. D:

Originally posted by SpadeKing
Tell it like it is brother!!!! everyday

woman: 'baby do you wanna go shopping?'
Man: 'I just got off of work honey'
woman: 'maybe later today then'

or

man: 'I'm back honey form work! wanna go to some fancy resturaunt and eat?'
woman: 'can't you see I'm busy on the phone using up the long distance? maybe next week'

or

man: 'baby I had a loooong day at work..... and I got stopped by the police trying to get here to see what you wanted me to see.... so what was it?'
woman: 'can you get these from the groceries for me?'

😐 and many more

I don't see what the problem is, all I see is you men bitching about work ALL the time. =P

I'm at school yo.
Computer class owns.
=B
Free class yahoo.

Originally posted by Ambience
I don't see what the problem is, all I see is you men bitching about work ALL the time. =P

have you noticed the girl was never at work? mhm

Us girls are to pretty to work!
Besides, who's going to run up the long distance?! The dog?
I think not.

My dog does 😬

My homeroom actually had an x-mas party.
I hadn't had one of those since grade 3! Ha, forgot how
much fun they are. We spent 1 hour (till the end of school) just chillen.
My teacher just left after like 15 minutes. So we tied up the geeky kid with the unibrow, carried him out of the door (our class has an exit right outside the door) and threw him in the snow. xD

Wow, you guys are jerks. I beat up people like you 😐

😛

We tied him up with Christmas ribbons!
Plus he liked all the attention us girls we're giving him while we wrapped him up! =P

But hell, he deserved it. He elbowed me to the ground today in p.e. He thinks hitting girls is ok. Oh God I could rant about him forever.

Haha woman work! Atleast I do >_>

Im a dominate alpha female sort of person. I like to do just as much work as the man in the relationship if not more. Which is one of the reasons it was always so hard for me to find a boyfriend lol. Boys are easily intimidated by a small girl who turns out to race motocross and do all these other super manly things.

I know, I'm giggly at times, but doesn't mean I can't kick ass!
./flexs

Ok, naw, not that manly, but yea. I'm like you. When people hear I want to be a woman cop they snicker and think I'm joking. o_0
And shouldn't girls put just as much into the relationship? For the love of God, I pity the guys who onl see their girlfriend when they take them shopping.

"Hey baby, do you want a guess purse?"

"No, guess is cheap. I want a Channel one hunnie."

"Ok, where do they buy them? I want to see you smile."

Actual conversation. She didn't even look at him when she talked to him. D:
And he was carrying like 400 bags.

lmao now theres a real man! >_<

Yea my ex boyfriend used to be such a sweet heart. He'd buy me everything I asked for (which wasnt too much) But I'd ask for things just to see how much he was willing to sacrafice for me. Us woman like to test men to see if they're the winner, ja know???

He bought me a pet reticulated python... Which is illegal in my state lol.
But the thing I hated about him was, just like you Ambience, he laughed at my dreams which all envolve really dangerous not so girly activities.

Sometimes it feels like we have to choose between being pretty and having fun.

Really! xD

Mine too! He used to sing outside my window, and once as a surprise he took me to build a bear, and we well…built one. And seeing as it came with a birth certificate and we named it. He called it our baby. Cheesy I know, but I thought it was cute. I don’t ask for much either, I think it’s kinda well, rude. He also bought me concert tickets.

He was willing to sacrifice for about a month and a half. Until he got tired of me. *snarls*

Perfectly put! A lot of girls choose pretty it’s like; (brace yourself for a bad impersonation of this girl named Abby)

*giggle* Oh my God! Your supposed to put the ball into the other teams net! Whoopsie! I’m so silly! *giggles and claps, then pushs up bra*

Hmm this is pretty interesting guys and gals