Armageddon (in)comin

i don't think so......i get the experiency of skunk smell here in Canada........and u don't wanna try it. Damn black'n'white fur balls. They were chasing me.

perhaps they wanted to mate with you 😉

why'd u think i was running?

never said that

*slowly steps away from dexx¨*

relax, they didn't catch me

perhaps...but at night! when you sleep! 😱

i keep my door locked and besides......i set my fire alarm to skunk alert.

My girlfriend didn't know how to re-program her security system in her house and her husband was away, so she called the guy from the security company to come out. He comes out to the house, pushes some buttons on the security panel thingy, looks at my friend and says "Did you know your house is on fire ?"

😂 😂

This is a true story, not a joke !

Her house has been on fire for 10 years.

bummer...

I laughed my head off when she told me. Now every time I send her an instant message, I ask her if her house is on fire. 😂

i feel like checking if my house's on fire.
Nope, still standing.

my box won't take a fire!

It won't take another pair of shoes either.

i'll stop eating chocolate too

Ah hell....the comet's coming. Eat all the chocolate you want.

already doing that 🙂

well, i sure won't stop eating chocolate, especialy if someone tells me.
Now where did i put those spiraled chocolate bars?

in my mouth 😄

Too much chocolate can lead to some bad acne you know.

tell me about it 😉