Armageddon (in)comin

I think its an island, Dexx. You'll need to take a plane or a boat.

or do like the dutch, imitate fish

if i find topless mermaids in the water i'll imitate the fish

Don't mermaids wear those little seashells ?

no. They just have those little fishy tails instead of leggs. But it's ok. Topless's enough

Mermaids are nasty!
They shit and piss in the water in which they reside!

What's that saying:
A dirty bird shits in it's own nest?
Ewwwww

Think mermaids are still sexy? 😘

*waits for Dexx's answer*

I can't wait to hear this.

Maybe Dexx likes Scatology?

🙁 😘 😘 🙁

We pee on the land. Maybe they have underwater toilets

Originally posted by Tex
Mermaids are nasty!
They shit and piss in the water in which they reside!

What's that saying:
A dirty bird shits in it's own nest?
Ewwwww

Think mermaids are still sexy? 😘

..and how will you preform oral sex on a mermaid Dexx? or are you found of sushi 😂 😈

Any chance we can have this thread humanely destroyed?

I believe sir, the thread says there is a close button under the mods section, you have to push it

actually good question.....
*starts searching mermaid pornos*

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Any chance we can have this thread humanely destroyed?

70 years? i though it'll come in 2019. Somethin' must've hit it.

well, they have found out that it want hit then! but theres a slight chance that it will hit in 70 years!......

Ah yes, the comet.

Seems we're back on topic.

Humane enough for you, Ush dear ?

the slight topic deviations have their role