The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

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kf

Haha Kermit

Youtube clapping without hands

So my ex is dating my now ex friend, found out when I got home today, she came by to tell me.

She said she didn't want anyone else to tell me, and make it seem like she got with him after we separated. Funny thing, they've liked each other even before we ever went out, except he was scared to talk to her.

I don't really care, but that dude went out with me to pick up chicks at bars, and clubs, and when I asked him if he was seeing anyone, he said no. Now I know they've been going out since February.

I had to get this off my chest. I think they might have been fooling around behind my back when me and Jessica were married, but I'm not certain. Anyway, I needed to rant.

Go hulk on him

and remind your wife who got the house

I should.

I'd be all like, you remember when hulk got your sorry ass laid, now hulk smash your peepee, BAM!!

That sounded weird. ermmnone

She probably reminds herself from time to time she lost the house because she couldn't get her parents to cough up the scratch.

I took out a loan against part of my inheritance, to put down on the house. And I sank in more money doing upgrades.

I think I want to sell it, because I have no need for a three bedroom home.

haermm Calm down Banner

Sell that shit, get a nice bachelor pad like Gosting in that one movie

Hulk smash hot blonde at work, maybe. biscuits

You want to buy it, since you're dead set on having a family and not having sex?

crylaugh

No I'd rather not live in Texas ermmsad

Well **** you 😠

Its already getting hot as **** here, and humid. I'm going to start using my treadmill instead of jogging outside.

Run in the mornings pig

I do ****tard

Run harder

I don't have that much time.

I said harder, not longer

If you're getting better, it takes less time.

I DON'T RUN, HOW MANY TIMES MUST I ****ING TELL YOU!?!?!?!?!?

I jog, I have no need to run, I'm not an athlete.

costanza

And you're not an athlete either.

I'm a greek god, we've been over this.

If you were Greek