The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

THOREN DIDN'T MAKE MY SOON TO BE SIG IN 5 YEARS

#herbcries

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#31herbtouchedhimselfinnaughtyplacelolzhaermmione

~roland~

Originally posted by Barker

Someone stop me. haermm

Originally posted by Hazardous
ermmjockey

Originally posted by Mišt
SO I WENT TO THE SHOP FOR THE SPECIAL MIDNIGHT OPENING OF THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK, IT WAS A COLD DARK NIGHT AND IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS ABOUT TO RAIN SO I BROUGHT AN UMBRELLA JUST IN CASE SO I WOULDNT GET MY NEW BOOK WET, ANYWAY LIKE I WAS WAITING FOR THE SHOP TO OPEN SO I COULD BUY THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK CALLED HARRY POTTER AND THE SIVIENCE OF THE ANCIENT MONARCHS BUT THEY TOLD ME THE BOOK WASNT WRITTEN YET AND I SAID **** AND WENT HOME. haermm

Originally posted by Thoren

When you have a sad life like mist/hazardous/other sock names, you are good at the funnies.

mist

I have mist mist

GET IT?

Yeah.

😏

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Next part should be up this weekend.

Cool, I'll PM everyone about the potential update. 131

Might need to send carrier pigeon to Roland, I think he quit the internet and went into FBI hiding after I offered him my number to text IRL. 313

HAHA Somewhere there is a 5'2 pasty white man afraid of a wild Barker.

That's 5'1", thank you very much. haermm

Tall dwarf? haermm

haermm I think, he never would say

I found him using google earth, and a clever yet complicated algorithm of where tan less dwarfs would go into hiding. 13