The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

Started by Thoren164 pages

Originally posted by Barker
The driest day of the summer so far was, at last, drawing to a close. Not that “dry” was a very efficient term to use. The grounds were a muddy mess. One building in particular stood out against the sheets of water pouring down. Splotches of icy rain splattered against the frozen window panes. The building’s rooms were different; bright and warm light bounded from roaring fireplaces; comfortable chairs stood merrily in the middle; it would not have been distinguishable from a grandmother’s cottage sitting room. Men and women chatted merrily, drinking large tankards of a sparking liquid; each was wearing a thick set of dark robes. The rest of the castle, however, was a much different story. It contained a chilly labyrinth of passages and hallways. Hooded figures passed each other silently, not daring to so much as look at each other. They simply started ahead, their faces covered in skeletal masks. A blood chilling roar seemed to fill the air; monsters from the dungeons, screaming in agony and hatred. The coldest part of the castle, by far, was the very top.

Alone, in the darkest, coldest room of the tallest tower, sat a bald man at a desk. His head rested upon his hand in a weary sort of way. The other hand was busily writing away on a piece of parchment. He seemed to be copying out a letter. The parchment he was glaring at was tattered and faded. All that could be made out across the top were a few words: “Process”, “Sivience”, and “Enchantment”. It was extraordinary that this man could read any of it at all, but he had obviously reread it so many times, that he knew it well enough to know what to pen; he was already nearly halfway down the fresh parchment he was writing on. He rested his Eagle Quill in the pot of ink above his paper, and tilted his head towards the thick door opposite him. Somebody was coming; indeed, it suddenly, it opened with a bang and a large, blonde-haired man entered at a dash.

“My lord...” he gasped, clutching a stitch in his chest, “Mist Malfoy as arrived.”

Roland said nothing, but glanced back down at his papers and continued to write steadily to the end of the parchment. Near the bottom, he signed Thius Thorn quod Tom Marvolo Roland; nowriteus nopostus. When he finished, he rolled both up serenely and tucked them inside his robes. The man stood at attention the entire time, never slouching; he kept his gaze straight ahead.

“Show her in, Alliance,” said Roland, looking up. The man called Alliance glanced down. Roland’s eyes were bloodshot. He flinched, bowed low, and backed quickly out of the room. Roland breathed heavily, his nostrils flaring and his brown furrowed, until the door creaked open once again and Mist stepped into the cold room. She was a short woman, hardly taller than Roland’s shoulders, but she had an air of superiority. Her dirty-blonde hair was up in a tight bun, and she wore an expression that suggested she had just had a whiff of Dragon dung.

“You requested my presence?” she asked tonelessly. Her face seemed to grow, if possible, more disgusted. Roland nodded in a jaded sort of way.

“Recount to me what took place the night the sig forum fell,” he said coldly.

“Hasn’t Barker told you?” she asked, with the slightest hint of cheek in her voice. Roland’s nostrils flared violently.

“I would like your version of the night’s events– and do not deny being involved. I have been informed –albeit a slightly irrational source – that you, Mist Malfoy, were heavily and personally involved in the matter.”

“Irrationa.. From who?” Mist demanded.

Roland reached at once for one of the many drawers of the desk. He produced a shabby, fat rat, held it up for a moment in the dim light, and calmly tossed it to the ground, as if this were something he regularly did. Mist glared at it furiously.

“Whom else?” Roland said lazily. “Leave us, Thorinn,” he added to the twitching rat. Thorinn squealed in alarm and dashed out the door. “Now, Mist, I believe I’ve proved myself adequately. Tell me what happened that night. I do not wish to use force.”

“I… of course, my lord,” Mist said feebly. “Well, it all started with Thorinn, Ironically. - You remember that he was in my care at the time –“

“I seem to recall placing Thorinn in your care just before Barker returned to his job last September,” Roland said thoughtfully. “I certainly did not want him anywhere nearer to me than possible, and as Syren had been so painfully taken from you just weeks before-“

“I know.” Mist said callously. “Anyway, on this night, I happened to be sipping a sherry, lying on my divan-“

“Perhaps it would be more... ah… interesting, if we were to review this within a Pensieve. What do you say, Mist?”

Mist gave him a look that said all too plainly that she preferred to keep her mind closed and away from him, but that was just not the sort of thing that was denied of Roland; Mist nodded in consent. Roland flipped his wand out and quickly fashioned a haphazard wooden bowl. It had dark, meticulous lines and designs running down its sides, and neat, cursive writing that seemed to never stop. Odd runes and symbols lined the edges; in an odd, eerie sort of way, it seemed to be whispering, as if it knew the evil that surrounded it.

Mist, on the other hand, held her wand to her head, and grudgingly pulled the required memory from the ranks of her other recollections. Then, suddenly, she couldn’t remember what the memory was about at all, besides the fact that it had something to do with Roland. The memory seemed to float senselessly around the wand tip, illuminating the surroundings with its soft, white light. Mist motioned her wand forward, and the silvery substance fell like fog into the bowl. There, swirling tufts of light (or perhaps even wind) churned about, never stopping. It might have been gaseous, if she wasn’t so convinced that it was liquid.

Roland, his wand out, prodded the thought lightly; at once, it swirled about, like a whirlpool and a twister combined into one.

“After you,” Roland said, doing as close to a grin as a Ohio lord could possibly muster. Mist frowned, and slowly, cautiously dipped a single finger into the bowl. Quite suddenly, her body lurched forward. She was diving headfirst into the bowl; she might have expected to hit the bottom, had she had any sense…. She frowned at the though of being sucked into an endless vortex of liquid wind… then suddenly her feet hit a floor with an almighty bang that caused her knees to buckle. Grumbling, she clambered to her feet in time to see the Ohio Lord fall into place beside her. His legs seemed perfectly fine… Perhaps he did this often.

“Well, Mist?” he said. “This is your memory; consent to narrate for the Ohio Lord.”

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Next update.

😂

**** you for making me a rat. 😐😐😐

13

But seriously. 31

13roll

barkermm

Closest thing we've had to an update in the last 5 years 13

haermm I did that at work

you know, all secretively, so it wasn't like HEY I'M WRITING HP FANFI

oh wait I used that joke already ermmnone

It's the joke that never gets old haermm

Kinda like this thread tehe

Originally posted by Mist_haermm
Chocolate Starfish
Keep on Roland baby

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep Roland Roland Roland Roland
rofacerofacerofaceroface

That's ****ing brilliant 131

Originally posted by Barker
The driest day of the summer so far was, at last, drawing to a close. Not that “dry” was a very efficient term to use. The grounds were a muddy mess. One building in particular stood out against the sheets of water pouring down. Splotches of icy rain splattered against the frozen window panes. The building’s rooms were different; bright and warm light bounded from roaring fireplaces; comfortable chairs stood merrily in the middle; it would not have been distinguishable from a grandmother’s cottage sitting room. Men and women chatted merrily, drinking large tankards of a sparking liquid; each was wearing a thick set of dark robes. The rest of the castle, however, was a much different story. It contained a chilly labyrinth of passages and hallways. Hooded figures passed each other silently, not daring to so much as look at each other. They simply started ahead, their faces covered in skeletal masks. A blood chilling roar seemed to fill the air; monsters from the dungeons, screaming in agony and hatred. The coldest part of the castle, by far, was the very top.

Alone, in the darkest, coldest room of the tallest tower, sat a bald man at a desk. His head rested upon his hand in a weary sort of way. The other hand was busily writing away on a piece of parchment. He seemed to be copying out a letter. The parchment he was glaring at was tattered and faded. All that could be made out across the top were a few words: “Process”, “Sivience”, and “Enchantment”. It was extraordinary that this man could read any of it at all, but he had obviously reread it so many times, that he knew it well enough to know what to pen; he was already nearly halfway down the fresh parchment he was writing on. He rested his Eagle Quill in the pot of ink above his paper, and tilted his head towards the thick door opposite him. Somebody was coming; indeed, it suddenly, it opened with a bang and a large, blonde-haired man entered at a dash.

“My lord...” he gasped, clutching a stitch in his chest, “Mist Malfoy as arrived.”

Roland said nothing, but glanced back down at his papers and continued to write steadily to the end of the parchment. Near the bottom, he signed Thius Thorn quod Tom Marvolo Roland; nowriteus nopostus. When he finished, he rolled both up serenely and tucked them inside his robes. The man stood at attention the entire time, never slouching; he kept his gaze straight ahead.

“Show her in, Alliance,” said Roland, looking up. The man called Alliance glanced down. Roland’s eyes were bloodshot. He flinched, bowed low, and backed quickly out of the room. Roland breathed heavily, his nostrils flaring and his brown furrowed, until the door creaked open once again and Mist stepped into the cold room. She was a short woman, hardly taller than Roland’s shoulders, but she had an air of superiority. Her dirty-blonde hair was up in a tight bun, and she wore an expression that suggested she had just had a whiff of Dragon dung.

“You requested my presence?” she asked tonelessly. Her face seemed to grow, if possible, more disgusted. Roland nodded in a jaded sort of way.

“Recount to me what took place the night the sig forum fell,” he said coldly.

“Hasn’t Barker told you?” she asked, with the slightest hint of cheek in her voice. Roland’s nostrils flared violently.

“I would like your version of the night’s events– and do not deny being involved. I have been informed –albeit a slightly irrational source – that you, Mist Malfoy, were heavily and personally involved in the matter.”

“Irrationa.. From who?” Mist demanded.

Roland reached at once for one of the many drawers of the desk. He produced a shabby, fat rat, held it up for a moment in the dim light, and calmly tossed it to the ground, as if this were something he regularly did. Mist glared at it furiously.

“Whom else?” Roland said lazily. “Leave us, Thorinn,” he added to the twitching rat. Thorinn squealed in alarm and dashed out the door. “Now, Mist, I believe I’ve proved myself adequately. Tell me what happened that night. I do not wish to use force.”

“I… of course, my lord,” Mist said feebly. “Well, it all started with Thorinn, Ironically. - You remember that he was in my care at the time –“

“I seem to recall placing Thorinn in your care just before Barker returned to his job last September,” Roland said thoughtfully. “I certainly did not want him anywhere nearer to me than possible, and as Syren had been so painfully taken from you just weeks before-“

“I know.” Mist said callously. “Anyway, on this night, I happened to be sipping a sherry, lying on my divan-“

“Perhaps it would be more... ah… interesting, if we were to review this within a Pensieve. What do you say, Mist?”

Mist gave him a look that said all too plainly that she preferred to keep her mind closed and away from him, but that was just not the sort of thing that was denied of Roland; Mist nodded in consent. Roland flipped his wand out and quickly fashioned a haphazard wooden bowl. It had dark, meticulous lines and designs running down its sides, and neat, cursive writing that seemed to never stop. Odd runes and symbols lined the edges; in an odd, eerie sort of way, it seemed to be whispering, as if it knew the evil that surrounded it.

Mist, on the other hand, held her wand to her head, and grudgingly pulled the required memory from the ranks of her other recollections. Then, suddenly, she couldn’t remember what the memory was about at all, besides the fact that it had something to do with Roland. The memory seemed to float senselessly around the wand tip, illuminating the surroundings with its soft, white light. Mist motioned her wand forward, and the silvery substance fell like fog into the bowl. There, swirling tufts of light (or perhaps even wind) churned about, never stopping. It might have been gaseous, if she wasn’t so convinced that it was liquid.

Roland, his wand out, prodded the thought lightly; at once, it swirled about, like a whirlpool and a twister combined into one.

“After you,” Roland said, doing as close to a grin as a Ohio lord could possibly muster. Mist frowned, and slowly, cautiously dipped a single finger into the bowl. Quite suddenly, her body lurched forward. She was diving headfirst into the bowl; she might have expected to hit the bottom, had she had any sense…. She frowned at the though of being sucked into an endless vortex of liquid wind… then suddenly her feet hit a floor with an almighty bang that caused her knees to buckle. Grumbling, she clambered to her feet in time to see the Ohio Lord fall into place beside her. His legs seemed perfectly fine… Perhaps he did this often.

“Well, Mist?” he said. “This is your memory; consent to narrate for the Ohio Lord.”

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Next update.

THIS, ON THE OTHER HAND whyioutgha

One mention? One vague, forgettable mention? Hate you.

Originally posted by Mist_haermm
It's the joke that never gets old haermm

Kinda like this thread tehe

ermmnone

I asked Rex if I could have a new thread since you guys messed up this one and he said "Hell no haermm"

Originally posted by Syren
That's ****ing brilliant 131

THIS, ON THE OTHER HAND whyioutgha

One mention? One vague, forgettable mention? Hate you.


I was going to put you as Narcissa and Mist as Voldemort but I didn't know if you'd like Mist telling you what to do

Spoiler:
haermm

This thread is one of the greatest threads on KMC haermm

Originally posted by Barker

I was going to put you as Narcissa and Mist as Voldemort but I didn't know if you'd like Mist telling you what to do

So you made me Narcissa instead ermmnone

At least you weren't cast as a rat. ermmnone

ermmnone

In the first draft Thorinn was Dumbledore

BECAUSE HE'S GAY AHSDFHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA haermm

Hey, **** you man....**** you.

etc.

#sarcasm

ermmnone

ermmnone

Is Barker ever going to post an update?

Not until 2015 maybe. haermm

Hasnt been an update since the last decade 13jockey

herb

Last time there was an update, Anna Nicole Smith was still alive 13jockey

Next update will be after Barker gets deflowered. excellent

Originally posted by Mist_haermm
Last time there was an update, Anna Nicole Smith was still alive 13jockey

Who? 13
Originally posted by Thoren
Next update will be after Barker gets deflowered. excellent

THE NEXT UPDATE WILL COME WHEN AND IF I GET LAID IN COLLEGE

PRAY THAT SOME SOLID 7 TAKES PITY ON ME AND YOU'LL GET YOUR UPDATE

If I would have known getting you laid, is all it takes to get an update, I would have had Irene buzz your ringer long ago. 13