so one day tehre wuz dis wizrd calld harr pottr n den 1 day dis giant man calld habrid cum tell him dat hes a wizrd so den hary pottr sed 'oh need sum spellz lolz' n den teh habrid says oh yeh i take u 2 diagonally ally so dey went tehre n bught sum books n other wizrd shit lyk potionz n a owl n a wand n robez etc tehn habrid took teh harry potte to magik skool. oh dis iz nice sed teh harri. yeh itz tight yo sed deh habrid. tehn they learnd sum more spellz n tehn met sum more peepz in class n become frendz. teh one day tehre was dis guy called volzwagon who wuz tis bad guy n he sayz oh lets kill dis hairi pottr guy cuz hes bettr den me. so tehn harri n volvo had dis big fight n shit n sum peepz died cuz tehy were shit wizrds. but at teh end of teh day harri wun so evrytin went back 2 nomral teh end.