The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

Remember that commercial with the kid who has a Darth Vader mask on going around the house thinking he's the shit and nothing is working and he gets sad and the dad starts the car and suddenly the kid thinks he's hot shit

was that you as a kid

I never watched Star Wars as a kid.

As Kevin Nash would say, "I'm the shit, I just know it."

Stop name dropping wrestlers, I'm not impressed until you say Levesque or Brooks.

Paul Levesque McMahan?
John Layfield?
Mark Callaway?
Shawn Michael Hickenbottom?
Teri Rhunnels?
Amy Dumas?

STOP YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH AT WORK

How would that work on your skin tone?

ermmhappy

It turns from light brown to bloody poop color.

That's not very attractive.

Word of advice, try not to blush around 2-d girl.

I always blush around her right before the spaghetti falls out of my pockets.

Is that some sort of sexual innuendo?

😖hifty:

People at work just wondered why I laughed right now. haermm

Tell them to **** off for me haermm

Can't, the piss ants are at lunch now.

The piss ANTs are at LUNCH heh heh heh

You're like a 5 year old. bis.

Deep Inside: My Woofer

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Spoiler:
Harry wept.

Sneak peek at next chapter.

Spoiler:
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My reaction to the spoiler.