The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

srug he seemed like a dick

He was a Collossal douche. He gets up and walks out on an interview with Ali G lol

Sounds like a douche

Would you ever do that

I'm asking if you're a douche

Nah I'm a straight up G, never a hoe ass nigga.

Nigga da ****

Did you download iOS5?

Yeah, shit's nice.

Played hell with my battery. I just got the update 5.0.1

Oh yeah besides the battery shit.

I still need to get 5.0.1

I might let a friend port Siri to my iPhone.

Or just wait til I buy a 4S. srug

Why would you buy a 4S? 😐

awesome

Originally posted by Barker
Why would you buy a 4S? 😐

For shits and giggles? srug

Originally posted by lord xyz
awesome

XYZ

Would you cover for me at work next Friday?

Sure, but there's a few caveats:

I get to fire at least one *****

That gay manager doesn't hit on me

I get to bring 2D girl in and **** on your desk

Texans lose a game

Yeah I can pretty much garuntee all but you banging 2D girl.

Otherwise you have a deal.

weep

I'll leave some Rohypnol for you, just in case she doesn't get with the game.

My nigga biscuits