The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

crylaugh

haermm

It's gonna happen, I have the foresight/skin/play/bearing?

noneermm

It wouldn't be a Thoren post if there wasn't a wiener reference. herbnone

Don't get penisy.

Hey

A black man tried to sell me his car.

For $100

😐

Did you buy it?

I thought about it, but I had a suspicion that if I put a black light to it, I'd find all sorts of weird stains.

You could have taken it bungee jumping.

I DIDN'T WANT TO TOUCH IT!!!!

I had a dream a black guy stabbed me in the ass with a knife so I handcuffed him to me and called the cops

He could still stab you

I'm not facebook friends with any black people ermmnone

Neither am I.

haermm

I seriously haermm'd IRL when I realized that because WTF LOL haermm

haermm

You're racist, make friends with a token black guy. haermm

It's not that I don't like black people, I've just never had a black friend. ermmnone

Except in San Diego I had one because they actually have blacks there. He was on my flag football team when I was in 1st grade, his dad was coach and was black as all hell but really nice, like a white guy, it was great.

We went undefeated that year biscuits

I've had a black girlfriend, does that count as a friend? srug

Generally the black people I know, are cool, but there are a few who are loud, and you can't say shit to them without provoking them and all of their family dating back to the stone age. noneermm

Originally posted by Thoren
I've had a black girlfriend, does that count as a friend? srug

Generally the black people I know, are cool, but there are a few who are loud, and you can't say shit to them without provoking them and all of their family dating back to the stone age. noneermm

I'm sure it's the part where they're throwing stones at each other. 🤓