The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

Have you ever watched that with your waifu?

No, she don't like porn.

crackers

It's cool, I don't find the need for porn, when I get some on a regular basis.

Oh yeah, you don't have to deal with the pressures of art class anymore.

I still gots to deal with the pressures of everyday life, and whether or not you're still fit to live in it.

huhu

Don't worry, you're good for now.

Do I get like a contract or something or can you terminate our friendship at any time?

Right now you're on a twenty year contract, but coming this march, you'll be able to renegotiate the contract to something more to your liking.

biscuits Atta boy

Word of warning, I have great lawyers. You won't leave my good graces for another ten years, at the least.

I can't divorce you until I'm 30? crackers

You'll still be young, you can make it in the big world without me.

30 is the new 60. crackers

You know what, if you're going to be this negative I'll just terminate you and the contract.

But then I get severance pay.

Sorry I should have made this clear, terminate=dead.

But then 2D girl gets severance pay.

Only if you and her are together, and fantasy doesn't count.