The Sivience of the Ancient Monarchs

Who needs sex on the daily? srug

Sexaholics?

Aka my roommate

Should ask him to hook you up sometime.

No, he doesn't get any. He's the definition of fat neckbeard. He just complains more than I do and has lower standards.

If he doesn't get any, how is he a sexaholic?

Well he likes what he can't have

That wouldn't make him a sexaholic, just pathetic.

Well he is very pathetic.

I got a call from my employer, I might be moving to Canada next summer.

I'm sorry.

Means more money and a free house.

Who needs money?

The needy, and the greedy.

Are you the 1%?

I hope to be one day.

I think you already are.

The 1% are millionaires, and billionaires. I'm like a thousandaire.

No

I think you got the threads mixed up.