EEP!! THE 13 SIGNS!!
1. purple globs of JELLO fly through the air!
2. the Towers of High Sorcery turning SALMON PINK!!
3. knights having sudden cravings for DELI MEAT!!
4. TAP DANCING KENDER!!
5. dragons getting the GIGGLES!!!
6. the Wizard Conclave hosting a BEAUTY PAGEANT!!
7. oh, great, now the purple globs of jello are turning GREEN!!
8. clerics completely disregaurding the "orange and green don't mix" fashoin codes
random girl: "Did you SEE what Crysania was wearing today? She should know that black and green stockings don't match with periwinkle shoes!"
9. You don't even want to know about "A Dragonlance Music Video" by She-Magus on fanfiction.net !
10. Chili Cheese Fritos have become a kender favorite!
11. The Blood Sea has turned a NORMAL OCEAN COLOR!!!!!!!!!
12. Skie the blue dragon is READING Teen People magazines!!
13. J. K. ROWLING has written a Dragonlance book!!!!
I am sooo bored! This was a result...cheesy-ness!
Originally posted by AzureWow... I thought I was just drunk seeing all of these things.
EEP!! THE 13 SIGNS!!1. purple globs of JELLO fly through the air!
2. the Towers of High Sorcery turning SALMON PINK!!
3. knights having sudden cravings for DELI MEAT!!
4. TAP DANCING KENDER!!
5. dragons getting the GIGGLES!!!
6. the Wizard Conclave hosting a BEAUTY PAGEANT!!
7. oh, great, now the purple globs of jello are turning GREEN!!
8. clerics completely disregaurding the "orange and green don't mix" fashoin codes
random girl: "Did you SEE what Crysania was wearing today? She should know that black and green stockings don't match with periwinkle shoes!"9. You don't even want to know about "A Dragonlance Music Video" by She-Magus on fanfiction.net !
10. Chili Cheese Fritos have become a kender favorite!
11. The Blood Sea has turned a NORMAL OCEAN COLOR!!!!!!!!!
12. Skie the blue dragon is READING Teen People magazines!!
13. J. K. ROWLING has written a Dragonlance book!!!!
I am sooo bored! This was a result...cheesy-ness!
Re: Dragonlance MOVIE!!!!
Originally posted by Council#13I could not agree more. I have been a fan for some 5 years, and I own and have read close to 90 of the books, and I am preparing my cringe factor for the "fans" that will sprout like weeds after the movie comes out. What the hell will they know? Will they know the name of the Kingpriest that brought the Cataclysm down on Ansalon? The true name of Chaos? All 21 of the gods? Ah, the superiority we will wield over those bandwagoners.
Now, as a long and committed Dragonlance fan of some 2 odd years, nothing is making me more happy than to hear this news. However, like those who began to like LOTR only because of the movies, I am dreading those who will swarm over US committed fans and start acting like the biggest, more knowledgable Dragonlance fans ever to walk the face of the earth. Will they know the capital of Ergoth? Will they know the name of the Ergothian Emperor at the time of Vinas Solmanus's rebellion? Will they know the name of the dragon Highlord that initally attacked Silvanesti? Eh? I ask you that.
Now, I have read over 30 Dragonlance books. That is nothing compared to everything written. I don't claim to be a master in the world of Dragonlance, but nothing will tick me off further if some dimwit who watches the movie dares to claim to be a bigger fan!!!!
Originally posted by Council#13we must hold them back! Fight men! (and women, but I think I'm the only female on at the moment. MisstressofSnape hasn't been around in a while) It is a time of darkness! It is a world of fear! It is the age of GARGOYLES! (oops! wrong theme song) Hold your ground! Sons of Palanthas, of Asbansania my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day will come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of felloship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves, and shatterd sheilds, when the age of me comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Krynn, I bid you stand, Men of Anslon! Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise, Riders of Mina. Spears shall be shaken, sheilds shall be splintered. It is a sword day...a red day...ere the Summer Flame rises! Ride now...Ride now...Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! DEATH!!!!
Exactly Strangelove. Those worthless morons will spread like disease onto our turf, and we won't be able to stop them.
yeah, I know I went a little beserk!
Originally posted by AzureWow..... awesome.
we must hold them back! Fight men! (and women, but I think I'm the only female on at the moment. MisstressofSnape hasn't been around in a while) It is a time of darkness! It is a world of fear! It is the age of GARGOYLES! (oops! wrong theme song) Hold your ground! Sons of Palanthas, of Asbansania my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day will come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of felloship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves, and shatterd sheilds, when the age of me comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Krynn, I bid you stand, Men of Anslon! Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise, Riders of Mina. Spears shall be shaken, sheilds shall be splintered. It is a sword day...a red day...ere the Summer Flame rises! Ride now...Ride now...Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! DEATH!!!!
2gunsbashblowfishyeah, I know I went a little beserk!
Originally posted by Azure
we must hold them back! Fight men! (and women, but I think I'm the only female on at the moment. MisstressofSnape hasn't been around in a while) It is a time of darkness! It is a world of fear! It is the age of GARGOYLES! (oops! wrong theme song) Hold your ground! Sons of Palanthas, of Asbansania my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day will come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of felloship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves, and shatterd sheilds, when the age of me comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Krynn, I bid you stand, Men of Anslon! Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise, Riders of Mina. Spears shall be shaken, sheilds shall be splintered. It is a sword day...a red day...ere the Summer Flame rises! Ride now...Ride now...Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! DEATH!!!!
2gunsbashblowfishyeah, I know I went a little beserk!
I'M BAAAAACK!!!
Right...anyhow...
Such speech...it stirs the blood. Makes me want to charbroil the ignorant bandwagoners who would dare call themselves fans.
That's TORTURE!!!!! Shame on you... You didn't tell me about it!!!!!!!
Can I help destroy the Fake-fans sanity too? I like doing that... I did it too a bunch of people I know about the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings movie... You should have seen the look on my little brother's face when I listed all of the kings of Gondor... It was sort of like thisdontgetit ...then thiscrazy It was funny!
Originally posted by MistressofSnapeyay!! I thought Tasslehoff 'borrowed' you!
I'M BAAAAACK!!!
Right...anyhow...
Such speech...it stirs the blood. Makes me want to charbroil the ignorant bandwagoners who would dare call themselves fans.
btw, I got that speech from Lord of the Rings (actually it's two speeches) and then I just added in the Dragonlance words.......everyone probably knew that already though....yeah, I like spicy potatoes.
Originally posted by R.F.😆 🤣 😂 very funny! Yes! let's stick the so called "Fans" in a room with a bored kender! Then we'll see how much they like Dragonlance!! 😈
That's TORTURE!!!!! Shame on you... You didn't tell me about it!!!!!!!
Can I help destroy the Fake-fans sanity too? I like doing that... I did it too a bunch of people I know about the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings movie... You should have seen the look on my little brother's face when I listed all of the kings of Gondor... It was sort of like thisdontgetit ...then thiscrazy It was funny!
"Sticks and stones may break their bones...but torture devices are more entertaining!" - a Not-So-Jolly-Fat-Man
Originally posted by Azure
we must hold them back! Fight men! (and women, but I think I'm the only female on at the moment. MisstressofSnape hasn't been around in a while) It is a time of darkness! It is a world of fear! It is the age of GARGOYLES! (oops! wrong theme song) Hold your ground! Sons of Palanthas, of Asbansania my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day will come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of felloship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves, and shatterd sheilds, when the age of me comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Krynn, I bid you stand, Men of Anslon! Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise, Riders of Mina. Spears shall be shaken, sheilds shall be splintered. It is a sword day...a red day...ere the Summer Flame rises! Ride now...Ride now...Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! DEATH!!!!
Hey, You read Lord of the Rings too?
Ever read Quenta Silmarillion?