-A random drunk man staggers over-
"I like paaarrrrrdies!!!!"
This is pointless, but I don't care.
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2 drunks wander out of a bar together. They see an orb in the sky, but can't figure out if it's the sun or the moon. They see another drunk wander out. They yell to him:
"Hey! Is that the sun or the moon!"
The man replies:
"I don' know... I don' live around here..."
Originally posted by R.F.
-A random drunk man staggers over-
"I like paaarrrrrdies!!!!"This is pointless, but I don't care.
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2 drunks wander out of a bar together. They see an orb in the sky, but can't figure out if it's the sun or the moon. They see another drunk wander out. They yell to him:
"Hey! Is that the sun or the moon!"
The man replies:
"I don' know... I don' live around here..."
😆 funny joke! I wove paarrdies more than yoush! *falls*
Azure: nice. Here, bunny, bunny, bunny.
She-Magus: She's been drunk too long, even for me. *dunks Azure in a bucket of ice cold water*
Azure: *cough, sputter* AHHHHH! I'm melting! I'M MELTING!!!!
She-Magus: glare are you done yet???
Azure: Almost🙂 WAAAAA! the torture!! ok, that's all, precious
She-Magus: good, becuse this is the part where we break out in song.
Azure: *sigh* let's ge it over with, precious.
Azure & She-Magus: *fake plastered-on smiles* Follow the yellow brick road. Follow the yellow brick road. Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road! Oooooooooooh...we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!