Any wisdom one gets from bunnies is probably not that hot. For your own safety, do not take the advise of bunnies.
The world does not revolve around me. It's the whole stupid universe that revolves around me.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "me".
Love makes the world go 'round. But I'm pretty sure money has something to do with it too.
Work hard and the world is your oyster. Yup, you get a big, snotty, oyster-scented world.
You can help anyone turn a frown upside-down. Just pull off their head and flip it over.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Unless, of course, they did unto you first, and now you have to totally open a can of "unto" on them.
Laughter is the best medicine. So if you meet someone with broken ribs, make sure to tickle them.
We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who will we laugh at?
Learn the difference between right and wrong. You'll probably choose wrong, but you should at least know which is which.
When life gives you lemons...use them to squirt lemon juice into the eyes of your enemies.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And I said, "Hey, Footless dude, guess you won't mind if I take your shoes."
Every cloud has a silver lining. For example, the most horrible farts can be used to inflate the most beautiful balloons.
Anybody who says you only have yourself to blame is not very good at blaming other people.
You can't have your cake and eat it too. But you CAN have your cake and eat someone else's cake too, and that's kind of better anyway.
Never be ashamed of your mood swings. I mean, who doesn't love swings?
The voices in your head are not real. But they still have some really great ideas.
You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. But you CAN choose the insane asylum where you have them all put away.
Hope is the denial of reality.