The "KMC Today"

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm boycotting cause I'm not mentioned *drags her big head out along the ground* diva

Originally posted by Barker
I wrote your name all across the Background in Light Grey/White color font. weep

Our relationship can't be built on lies mhm

Originally posted by Thorinn
Are you mocking me? 😐

Does it show? srug

Originally posted by silver_tears
Our relationship can't be built on lies mhm

Does it show? srug

Well I wasn't thankyou

Fine. schmoll

Originally posted by silver_tears
Our relationship can't be built on lies mhm

A solid foundation of you buying me expensive things? 😊

If it means I can lie all I want, yeah.

Er- No, I'd rather just not lie to you. leftright

I knew you loved me. touched

*I'm gonna happily ignore the second bit. 😊

Oh. What do I have get to buy you then?

A Mercedes, get to it ermm

*Puts on Thorinn Mask and steals one at Gunpoint*

There you go...

Did you hear about Thorinn? He was arrested earlier..

😐

Oh yes, I read about that, good thing he's going to that lovely "friendly" prison dodgy

I didn't know TOH set up a Prison. dodgy

He goes by Madam these days ermm

How do you know all this? hmm

I'm an investigative reporter who moonlights as a french maid 😊

A Male French Maid, of Course. ermm

Otherwise they wouldn't take the bait?

Here's something for the today: Burn in hell, all of you! firefirefireph

Originally posted by Barker
A Male French Maid, of Course. ermm

Otherwise they wouldn't take the bait?

That's what the mustache is for euro